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Ode to Orly Taitz (Based on her Appeal Yesterday to the U.N.)
parsifal | February 23, 2010 | parsifal

Posted on 02/23/2010 7:59:11 PM PST by parsifal

Ode to Orly Taitz

by the Freeper, parsifal

Mississippio Countrio

It was late February, and the year it was twenty ten.

I was surfing on line, slurping down a little lime and gin.

Well I was scrolling all around when the words flashed upon the screen.

And it nearly laid me out, now let me tell you what I seen.

Well it was something out of Outer Limits, something off of the Deep End.

Today, Orly Taitz, the Birther Queen, went seeking help at the U.N.

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Well my glasses fogged over and I nearly had a heart attack

I even sent that gal some money and I wonder “Can I get it back?”.

I backed her up when she lied all about that African Bee Cee.

I even backed up her the second time, “Man, what is wrong with me?”

Guess she was playing some game that I just couldn’t comprehend....

And now you tell me, Orly Taitz, appealed it all up to the U.N.

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When the case got dismissed down in Florida, should have been a clue.

Then, California, man you know it’s standing now at O and 2.

Then that Judge done went and handed her a twenty thousand dollar fine.

I guess I should have seen it then, you know the case was kinda asinine.

But I hung in there while she was sleeping with her boy friend.

And now Orly Taitz is begging for protection, “Pretty Please! U.N.”

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Well looking back on it all, I guess she kind of took me for a ride.

Using all that legal talk, made it seem somehow so bona fide.

And with all of the problems that she had, it should be no surprise.

Certificate of Live Birth, man I wish I had believed my eyes.

And the birth announcements too, I wish that I could kick my own rear end!

And now you tell me Orly Taitz is hauling *ss to hide at the U.N.

--- parsy, who says Enjoy!

Guitar chord pattern:

/ D7 - - - / / G7 - - - / D7 - - - / G7 - - - / D7 C7 D7 - /


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; birthers; certifigate; guitars; naturalborncitizen; obama; orly; orlytaitz; taitz; whackamole
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To: mylife

You have that right.


61 posted on 02/23/2010 9:00:26 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: parsifal

Orly wants these guys to control the American Legal System.

62 posted on 02/23/2010 9:01:34 PM PST by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

I am glad we can agree.


63 posted on 02/23/2010 9:02:21 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal
Them was the days, friend!

Ape, who does not criticize lawyers who are fighting to correct a massive injustice (even if she's a bit flamboyant...)

64 posted on 02/23/2010 9:04:17 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: higgmeister

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2457074/posts

“The California attorney has been the victim of death threats, vandalism, false complaints, and a suspected assassination attempt. Her reports to law enforcement and the judiciary have been ignored.”

parsy, who asks, Can you believe this???


65 posted on 02/23/2010 9:06:24 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: mylife
I know dirty actors but the BC is a poor line of pursuit IMHO.

Obama forgets two things. First, there are multiple gangs in Chicago and second He's a lousy gangster...

66 posted on 02/23/2010 9:07:01 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: trumandogz

I could have swore I seen these guys in a coffee shop the other day....

parsy, who may do an affidavit


67 posted on 02/23/2010 9:07:36 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: April Lexington

He is a lousy gangster.

He is a neophyte putz


68 posted on 02/23/2010 9:09:37 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: mylife

Agreed. But I would assume being a putz in that arena would be dangerous. Not much of a sense of humor with that bunch...


69 posted on 02/23/2010 9:12:36 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: parsifal

I understand that at this very moment Orly is in her command bunker pleading to NATO for help.


70 posted on 02/23/2010 9:13:42 PM PST by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: 1rudeboy

Never heard of confirmation bias until now, but intuitively know we all have it. Glad it has a name. I been just calling inbred thinking.

parsy, who doesn’t have to embarrass himself anymore


71 posted on 02/23/2010 9:13:50 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: April Lexington

I will never forget, when I was a kid and some jasper in a family offered me this really sweet job working in a custom van shop (vans were big back then)

And an old geezer told me “they will plant stuff in that van and you will be the mule”


72 posted on 02/23/2010 9:15:23 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: trumandogz

I think she either has a hearing or a response due on Friday before the professional committee.

I am sure the Secretary General will order a continuance.

parsy, who thinks she needs help.


73 posted on 02/23/2010 9:15:49 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: April Lexington

Agreed.

Though I think obama is a willing participant.

He really thinks he owns this stuff.


74 posted on 02/23/2010 9:17:16 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

Simply because one works in a dental office does not mean they need to be hitting the Nitrous Oxide each and every day.


75 posted on 02/23/2010 9:21:20 PM PST by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: trumandogz

Well, her lawyer went to the same mail order school she did. He is suing the Vatican and the Koumintang:

http://www.brimstoneandcompany.com/news

International law expert Jonathan Levy has announced the filing of a lawsuit in U.S. District Court against the business managers of the Kuomintang ruling party of the Republic of China in-exile to recover stolen assets.

Plaintiffs in the lawsuit are the Taiwan Civil Rights Litigation Organization and two bondholder partnerships, Fort Night Holding and Pacific Sentry Associates.

Levy explains the case, “Holders of Chinese bonds issued from 1895-1942 which are all in default since 1949 are taking on the former masters of Nationalist China-the Kuomintang.”

And for Orly:

The California attorney has been the victim of death threats, vandalism, false complaints, and a suspected assassination attempt. Her reports to law enforcement and the judiciary have been ignored.

parsy, who says it sounds like they were made for each other


76 posted on 02/23/2010 9:23:46 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

Vanny is gettin’ an a-ward from some outfit or another, IIRC.

Look what creative inspiration Orly’s been for you, parsy. You need to record it and put it up on YouTube ;-)

sharon, who still would like real docs and a ‘normal’ history on the holder of the highest office in the land.


77 posted on 02/23/2010 10:22:40 PM PST by FreeStateYank (I want my country and constitution back, now!)
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To: FreeStateYank

Somebody said NAACP Think Tank.Wouldn’t you love to see some of these goobers have to get real jobs. Be at work at 8. No personal calls. 2 weeks a year vacation after 3 years or something. Get fired if unproductive. I wonder how they judge productivity at a think tank?

parsy, who would take money for thinking


78 posted on 02/23/2010 10:34:19 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

Maybe they’ve done a ‘rubric’ like they use in public schools. Of course, half the time the rubric’s make no sense at all.

I’d like to see NGO types work a really productive day, too. Here around the DC area, the govvies come in late and leave early. Hubby is a contractor and just shakes his head. Finally, one govvie who was retiring and looking to double dip by working as a contractor sheepishly told my hubby that he’d never make it working for the private firm. Didn’t have what it takes. Of course, this guy was a 14. Second highest Federal paygrade.

sharon, who is sick and tired of providing government, wall-street, and political welfare.


79 posted on 02/23/2010 11:09:05 PM PST by FreeStateYank (I want my country and constitution back, now!)
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To: FreeStateYank

God, it’s a shame. I’m in the middle of a laughing jag over this Orly stuff. I hate it when I laugh so hard. Tryng to go thru some links on another thread and I can’t stop thinking of Orly making a plannnnnnnnnnnetary APPPEALLL. oH, iNEARLY KNOCKED MY DRINK over. Whew, got to breathe deep. have i sent you the Julia Moore link yet?

parsy, whose sides are hurting ohhh


80 posted on 02/23/2010 11:19:20 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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