[PackerBoy]

Ah, no. Too much methane. Not green.

[fourmation599]

Wow! Imagine the huge cow farts these beasts will produce. The global warming freaks will go nuts!

[stboz]

"Paul Bunyan had a great blue ox,
It's length was a hundred city blocks,
And when he walked, he stopped the clocks in all of Minnesota."

from "Land of Giants", The New Christy Minstrels

[DemforBush]

Dibs on the Porterhouse.

[PGR88]

Yes, but are they tasty?

[BILLNHILL MAKE ME ILL]

I just saw one on another post...her name was “Mo’Nique”

[the invisib1e hand]

PETA will have a ...well, a cow.

Speaking of cows, I recently dreamt I had a pet one that acted just like a golden retriever. Can't wait until they breed those.

[Batrachian]

Aurochs? Big deal. I want them to bring back T-Rex, or any other dino.

[Jet Jaguar]

I want a wooly mammoth.

[the_daug]

Can they bring back the Mammoth too with Elephants

[centurion316]

I’m pretty tolerant of my neighbor’s cattle getting through the fence and grazing in my bean field, but I’d have to draw the line with these bad boys.

[the invisib1e hand]

yubba dubba do.

[counterpunch]

The need to bring back the New Zealand giant moa, which were hunted to extinction about 600 years by the Maori — some of those peaceful indigenous peoples so acutely in harmony with nature that we always hear about from liberals...

[philetus]

Two bulls were in the field when a trailer pulled up with the new bull.An old bull and a young bull.
The new bull was huge and mean.

The old bull looked at the new bull and said: “He looks like a nice feller, he can have some of my cows”.
The young bull started pawing the ground, snorting, and tossing his head.
The old bull said “are you nuts? look at the size of him boy. The young bull replied “I have and I want him to know I’m a bull”.

[Constitution Day]

When I saw the thread title, I was hoping this would be about the aurochs. Very cool!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

A 2,200 pound cow? That sure is a lot of BULL. (and Bullsh*t).

New business: 100% pasteurized pasture paddies, i.e. fertilizer. From the movie “Hard Bodies”

[listenhillary]

I want popcorn cattle that I can raise in my yard. 7 or 8 pounds when butchered.

[GeronL]

Just imagine the cow patties as fuel!!

[mamelukesabre]

How bout one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ChalicotheriumDB1.jpg

[The_Reader_David]

Why? Wasn’t the point of domestication to make herbivores that were convenient to raise for meat? What’s the point of producing a breed that will need ultra-strong ultra-expensive fences and be unherdable by ordinary herding dogs?