Posted on 10/09/2009 11:48:37 AM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
In a conference call to the Pope, Ray Kurzweil, and Bill Gates, Obama humbly announced that he is the One we have been waiting for...and our long wait is over!
He also mentioned that, as an alien/human hybrid, he was pleased to announced that extraterrestrials have been living among humans since the dawn of time and he, as their Supreme Leader, would now offer unimaginable technological advances and space travel to our primitive planet.
Obama went on to abolish all religions except the worship of himself.
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