Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^ | 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET | David Landes

Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100101-103 next last
To: rfp1234
"The evidence won't stand up in court"

Don't bet on it.

61 posted on 07/19/2009 1:48:29 AM PDT by 101voodoo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.madblast.com/funny/1493_penis-song.html


62 posted on 07/19/2009 2:07:45 AM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

When offered a lawyer, he declined stating: “No thanks, I can get myself off”


63 posted on 07/19/2009 4:21:51 AM PDT by Sean4000 (www.xubuntu.org)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

“Reg, Eddie Shore sent me this guy back in 47 when I was in Omaha”


64 posted on 07/19/2009 4:27:15 AM PDT by gusty
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

did they pull him off to the side before cuffing him?


65 posted on 07/19/2009 4:39:15 AM PDT by wiggen
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Serial or Cereal?
With a giant sexy looking spewing sperm whale....

66 posted on 07/19/2009 6:39:39 AM PDT by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Me too, laughing uncontrollably. Sexual molestation? He molested himself. Good grief.


67 posted on 07/19/2009 6:53:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fieldmarshaldj

We have an extra bay in the pole barn. You’re welcome to it.


68 posted on 07/19/2009 6:55:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

FUBO wants to charge him a pole tax


69 posted on 07/19/2009 7:07:04 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Who's Jim Thompson ... Directive 10-289 ... Security - that is what the people want)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sonofstrangelove

This man has to get a hold of himself.


70 posted on 07/19/2009 7:18:30 AM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Doesn’t this guy know Sweden has gun control laws? :-)

In all seriousness, this is another argumument for an armed citizenry. If some pervert is bothering your customers, you should be able to take him into custody, not wait around for the cops.


71 posted on 07/19/2009 9:47:34 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cynwoody
And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.

No, no, you're thinking of the Massachusetts public schools. And/or San Fran.

72 posted on 07/19/2009 9:49:09 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

"Good to see somebody's listening to me in Sweden. Play on, white, willy-yankin' brother!"
73 posted on 07/19/2009 9:55:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Okay, apparently he’s not just a serial masturbator, he’s also a multiple masturbator.


74 posted on 07/19/2009 9:56:50 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

"A story involving two willies? You have my full attention!"
75 posted on 07/19/2009 9:57:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows; fieldmarshaldj

Well, it appears “Everybody Wants You” wouldn’t apply...


76 posted on 07/19/2009 10:01:53 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Luke21

That may be a bad translation of a Swedish term for a sex crime. I doubt they’re actually going for a charge similar to rape.

Hey, how often do you get to use the phrase “Swedish term for a sex crime”?


77 posted on 07/19/2009 10:04:30 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: shibumi

But is this story “sensual” or “sensuous?”

Nah, forget it, I vote for “creepy but funny anyway.”


78 posted on 07/19/2009 10:06:46 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Silverback

But “In The Dark” would have been appreciated.


79 posted on 07/19/2009 10:19:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

I am surprised that he did not do this at a Do-It-Yourself store...


80 posted on 07/19/2009 10:37:39 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100101-103 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson