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How amusing. If you want some I suggest you buy it before the inevitable cessation of production.
1 posted on 03/18/2009 3:59:49 PM PDT by Impy
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To: fieldmarshaldj
"Tiberius," based on Kirk's character. The scent, which carries the tag line "Boldly Go," is described by Genki Wear as having a "warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood" base.

Red Shirt." This cologne, with the tag line "Because tomorrow may never come," is in honor of the unnamed Enterprise officers who don't typically survive past the TV show's first scene. It's described as having a "leather and gray musk" aroma.

But it's the "Pon Farr" perfume that may require a double take. That's right, it's for the ladies.

2 posted on 03/18/2009 4:01:59 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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I would rather that they produce soap for the trekkers waiting to see this movie.


3 posted on 03/18/2009 4:02:55 PM PDT by MediaMole
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I can imagine some other Star Trek colognes...

Tribble. The more you use, the more appears in the bottle.

Targ. Musky, with a hint of blood.

Fernegi. The smell of money.


7 posted on 03/18/2009 4:11:28 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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No doubt Sulu will want to wear the women’s perfume.


8 posted on 03/18/2009 4:12:00 PM PDT by rickmichaels (Successful intervention does harm when it prevents beneficial failure)
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9 posted on 03/18/2009 4:13:48 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I want the one that smells like my tribble’s cage, chicks dig it.


11 posted on 03/18/2009 4:20:10 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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To: Impy

With roll-on applicator

12 posted on 03/18/2009 4:22:28 PM PDT by P.O.E. ("Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness")
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To: Impy
I was really looking reward to seeing this movie, but this type of asinine marketing really turns me off.

The people who will see this movie are the ones who first watched the original Star Trek TV show as kids.

I ain't buying no stinkin perfume

14 posted on 03/18/2009 4:28:19 PM PDT by Popman (One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress - John Adams)
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15 posted on 03/18/2009 4:29:59 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Impy

For Star Trek geeks who really have no chance of reproducing anyway...


17 posted on 03/18/2009 4:31:55 PM PDT by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: Impy
Star Trek enterprise to market 3 new fragrances

I'll pass.

Nothing but "Hai Karate" for me.

"Be careful how you use it."TM

19 posted on 03/18/2009 4:33:53 PM PDT by SIDENET (President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
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21 posted on 03/18/2009 5:04:43 PM PDT by passionfruit (When illegals become legal, even they won't do work Americans won't do)
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There’s a punch line somewhere with “Berman” and “stench” in it.


22 posted on 03/18/2009 7:32:45 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (In this dance of Life, I have two left feet.)
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