[Mr_Moonlight]

Seriously, all comedy aside, I'm staring at this package of crackers and wondering what to do with 'em .... any help would be appreciated

Thanks,
MM

[nickcarraway]

You aren’t going to let some stupid government recall scare you, are you?

[Drango]

Seriously, all comedy aside...your post is gay.

Why do you care about dead rats? This isn’t the bubonic plague or the ebola virus. Throw ‘em in the trash.

[peace with honor]

send them to me, my x-wife LOVES peanut butter

[Vroomfondel]

Ut-uh, they could then get 'consumed' by rats and/or other critters in the landfill.

Do you care if rats and/or other critters in the landfill get salmonella? If so, why? How likely is it that your crackers will be the most toxic thing something running around the landfill will encounter?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Mail them back to the manufacturers address on the package. Ask for your dollar back and a million-bazillion dollars in ‘mental anguish’ and spend the rest of your life in court.

Or, just throw them the Ef away! So what if a rat in a landfill finds them and eat them? One less rat on the planet.

[1rudeboy]

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

[hiredhand]

Dude...flush em.

[irishtenor]

Take them out to the drive way, pour lighter fluid over them, light it... and when toasted to a nice brown, turn them over and toast the other side. Serve with a spicy cocktail sauce or mint jelly.

[kallisti]

Leave ‘em on your desk?

[packrat35]

I fed mine to the dog and he didn’t die.

[Kimmers]

Give them to a liberal coworker

[Fester Chugabrew]

Give ‘em to the chimp who’s throwing stones.

[Popman]

I work in the wholesale/vend business. I destroyed literally thousands of dollars of product from the recall which Keebler is giving me credit for.

Destroy them with bleach

[tuffydoodle]

ping to post number 7

[attiladhun2]

They go great with coffee or hot chocolate.

[Fire_on_High]

Give em to a liberal, they LOVE freebies!

[libertarian27]

Dispose them like one of these...

[mad_as_he$$]

Flush.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Deciding whether to throw away a $1.00 vending machine item is an extremely serious issue.
Our American way of life could be at stake.

I recommend contacting your Senator, and seeing if you could receive some TARP funds to remove these “toxic assets” from your inventory.

If not, I would follow the recommendation of the other poster, who recommends a donation to the local ACORN office.

Or maybe the office staff at DU has the munchies?

[smokingfrog]

Mail them to:

Peanut Corporation of America
Attn: Stewart Parnell
2121 Wiggington Road
Lynchburg, VA 24502