Friday Funnies: A Dozen Dumb Headlines

55krc.com ^ | 02/27/2009

[yankeedame]

Dumb Headlines

[OneWingedShark]

Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!

[mnehring]

I actually think the question was the stupid part of this. What else will the AG Edwards guy say?

[Oatka]

“Plane crashes in cemetery. Hundreds of bodies found.”

[bigheadfred]

ping

[IrishPennant]

[autumnraine]

“Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack”

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Bathroom_Bust.html?cxntlid=inform_artr

[SolitaryMan]

Excellent, thanks for posting this.

[dblshot]

According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.

[scottinoc]

According to the Obama, a millionaire is someone a republican who has too much money and needs to patriotically send it Washington for redistribution.

[dblshot]

I stand corrected.

[9YearLurker]

Hey, that’s just a good sense of humor the cop reporting the duck that refused treatment!

[mass55th]

"Caskets in a Mausoleum! Oh noz!!"

The subtitle is even funnier: "We had no idea anyone was buried there."

[mass55th]

I like "The duck refused medical treatment and left the area."

I wonder if it signed a medical release form before leaving.

[Richard Kimball]

Supposedly these are true: maybe not, but funny:

Iraqi head seeks arms

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Child’s stool great for use in garden

Eye drops off shelf

Squad helps dog bite victim

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Miners refuse to work after death

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

Autos killing 110 a day, let’s resolve to do better

If strike isn’t settled quickly it may last a while

War dims hope for peace

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Man is fatally slain

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

[Richard Kimball]

Would a poorly worded ad fit here?

[Cyberrat]

Thank you Richard Kimball for making me nearly spit my drink all over my laptop!!

[DoorGunner]

>> ‘I like “The duck refused medical treatment and left the area.” ‘

Actually, the duck just didn’t want to get another bill... from the emergency room.

OR

He didn’t like Bandaids(r), so he decided to go patch himself up, with......

......

Duck Tape!

DG

[mass55th]

LOL!! Very good!!

[Grizzled Bear]

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

They found the bloody rectal debris?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2192623/posts