Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what...

Sun Sentinel ^ | 2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008 | Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer

[Caipirabob]

A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's schvanschtooker because she didn't want to have sex with him.

Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his schvanschtooker.

[Caipirabob]

This article has been edited for the comedy-impaired. ; )

well, guilty or not?

Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)

[SolidWood]

In any case the light doesn’t serve her well.

[DainBramage]

This is exactly why I tie my wife up first when I get home and in the mood.

[aruanan]

He probably remarked that her nose looked like a dual-ported ________.

[driftdiver]

well she obviously can’t breath thru that nose of hers. perhaps that caused a panic attack or something.

Wonder how long this thread will last??

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I can understand why she bit him. look at her nose. She can’t breath through it so anything in her mouth will make her suffocate!

If the guy isn’t circumsized, her defense could be she was trying to circ him to protect him from cancer.

[Ken522]

Guilty or not, she is married ... but I kind of sort of maybe think she's not very guilty ...

[csvset]

misdemeanor battery.

Wounded wiener is more like it.

S&A, ping.

[driftdiver]

I wonder how the cops got called. If it were him I envision it something like that audio of the guy who put the deer in his car.

[neb52]

Wounded ego more like it.

[Caipirabob]

Wonder how long this thread will last??

I hope long enough for a few laughs. I mean, at least long enough for people to reflect "I may have some issues myself, but JEEEEZ..."

[bmwcyle]

Guilty, Hang her.

[Vaduz]

Did you tell her it’s kinky only the first time?

[mrs. a]

Her bologna has a first name...

[TexasCajun]

Husband, “Women! I thought No meant Yes?”

Probation - Deferred Adjudication

[DainBramage]

I dont tell her nothing. I sneak up on her and start tying! Shes way to mean to talk sense to.

[TexasCajun]

Moral to the story.

Don't put your schvanschtooker between angry teeth!

[seemoAR]

I don't think I would like to be on the Jury and be forced to see the photos the police took.
I suspect a lot of us would be judged guilty if the only think a jury was able to see was a mug shot. Maybe it should be a requirement that a poster show their picture when they pass judgment. I suspect a lot of us would be found guilty.

[laterldf]

Not to worry-—the evidence will never stand up in court—insufficient evidence.

lew

[DefeatHitlery08]

John Bobbitt thinks he got off easy (no pun intended)