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Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what...
Sun Sentinel ^
| 2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008
| Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer
Posted on 12/24/2008 3:36:27 AM PST by Caipirabob
A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's schvanschtooker because she didn't want to have sex with him.
Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.
Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.
According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his schvanschtooker.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: abuse; battery; bite; needsmakeup; ouch; poorlighting; tentativenotguilty; wife
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This article has been edited for the comedy-impaired. ; )
well, guilty or not?
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Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)
To: Caipirabob
In any case the light doesn’t serve her well.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:37:09 AM PST
by
SolidWood
(Sarah Palin - Everything that is Sweetness and Light!)
To: Caipirabob
This is exactly why I tie my wife up first when I get home and in the mood.
To: Caipirabob
He probably remarked that her nose looked like a dual-ported ________.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:40:27 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: SolidWood
well she obviously can’t breath thru that nose of hers. perhaps that caused a panic attack or something.
Wonder how long this thread will last??
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:40:45 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: SolidWood
I can understand why she bit him. look at her nose. She can’t breath through it so anything in her mouth will make her suffocate!
If the guy isn’t circumsized, her defense could be she was trying to circ him to protect him from cancer.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:41:21 AM PST
by
MAD-AS-HELL
(How does one win over terrorists? KILL them with UNKINDNESS)
To: Caipirabob
Guilty or not, she is married ... but I kind of sort of maybe think she's not very guilty ...
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:41:23 AM PST
by
Ken522
To: Caipirabob; Slings and Arrows
misdemeanor battery. Wounded wiener is more like it.
S&A, ping.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:44:06 AM PST
by
csvset
To: Caipirabob
I wonder how the cops got called. If it were him I envision it something like that audio of the guy who put the deer in his car.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:47:13 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: csvset
Wounded ego more like it.
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:51:53 AM PST
by
neb52
(Currently Reading: A Medieval Home Companion: translated by Tania Bayard)
To: driftdiver
Wonder how long this thread will last??I hope long enough for a few laughs. I mean, at least long enough for people to reflect "I may have some issues myself, but JEEEEZ..."
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posted on
12/24/2008 3:59:09 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Caipirabob
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:02:22 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(McCain had no honor when he failed to defend Sarah Palin, Leno was not enough)
To: DainBramage
Did you tell her it’s kinky only the first time?
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:12:30 AM PST
by
Vaduz
To: Caipirabob
Her bologna has a first name...
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:13:28 AM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Caipirabob
Husband, “Women! I thought No meant Yes?”
Probation - Deferred Adjudication
To: Vaduz
I dont tell her nothing. I sneak up on her and start tying! Shes way to mean to talk sense to.
To: Caipirabob
Moral to the story.
Don't put your schvanschtooker between angry teeth!
To: Caipirabob
I don't think I would like to be on the Jury and be forced to see the photos the police took.
I suspect a lot of us would be judged guilty if the only think a jury was able to see was a mug shot. Maybe it should be a requirement that a poster show their picture when they pass judgment. I suspect a lot of us would be found guilty.
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:28:21 AM PST
by
seemoAR
To: Caipirabob
Not to worry-—the evidence will never stand up in court—insufficient evidence.
lew
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posted on
12/24/2008 4:31:20 AM PST
by
laterldf
To: laterldf
John Bobbitt thinks he got off easy (no pun intended)
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