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Terror in Toyland: Santas freak out screaming toddlers
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Posted on 12/14/2008 6:33:05 AM PST by JoeProBono
He's a huge, strangely dressed man who sneaks into people's homes at night, then yells, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" at the top of his lungs. Who wouldn't be afraid of Santa Claus? Authors Denise Joyce and Nancy Watkins know at least 250 toddlers who are. The two recently published a book called "Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in Toyland" that shows photos of children on St. Nick's lap -- most of whom are desperate to leave.
"Scared of Santa"
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor
KEYWORDS: badsanta; santa
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"A 2-year-old knows what a regular person looks like, and Santa ain't it," author Nancy Watkins says.
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12/14/2008 6:33:36 AM PST
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JoeProBono
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12/14/2008 6:34:39 AM PST
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12/14/2008 6:35:35 AM PST
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12/14/2008 6:36:49 AM PST
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12/14/2008 6:38:07 AM PST
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I have a picture like this of my son when he was one. He is now 4 and loved Santa this year. Could hardly wait to tell him what he wanted for Christmas. Had the words out before Santa even asked.
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12/14/2008 6:39:53 AM PST
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JoeProBono
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That picture on the left is hilarious.
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This is really tame...take a toddler to a barbershop if you want to see true terror!
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12/14/2008 6:42:51 AM PST
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A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
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CNN working to discredit even Santa. Merry Chr...Happy Hol...Well, check with CNN to find out what is permissible.
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12/14/2008 6:44:25 AM PST
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Oldpuppymax
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12/14/2008 6:44:27 AM PST
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JoeProBono
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12/14/2008 6:47:53 AM PST
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JoeProBono
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12/14/2008 6:48:43 AM PST
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Gabz
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“The Future” ........my all time favorite Cohen song......
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12/14/2008 6:50:03 AM PST
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Hot Tabasco
(What size shot works best on 4 calling birds?)
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12/14/2008 6:53:30 AM PST
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Gone_Postal
(We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat)
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12/14/2008 6:55:39 AM PST
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maggief
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Nobody's done this yet, so I will....
Merry Christmas!
Best,
Chris
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12/14/2008 6:57:07 AM PST
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section9
(Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "Jesus is Coming. Everybody look busy...")
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My son is 45 and I have a picture of him red faced and screaming while sitting on Santa’s lap.
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12/14/2008 7:00:54 AM PST
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Ditter
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12/14/2008 7:02:25 AM PST
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