Guess Who's Getting the Nuclear Football in January?

Vanity

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Someone fires a nuke at us? Will Obama give out the launch codes?

[theDentist]

A suitcase nuke explodes in Tulsa. Who do you launch at?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

With the way Obama coddles the palestinians and the arabs...I think Israel will nuke Iran BEFORE Bush is out of office!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am supposing proving who did it is impossible....good question.

[mdmathis6]

You hit Mecca, and sort it out later!

[edzo4]

OJ will carry the football for him, after he is pardoned

[cripplecreek]

The idea of the Obamanator with nukes crossed my mind the other day and it worries me.....a lot.

With any luck he won’t lose them.

[CodeToad]

The good news is that the skinny little kid cannot order an attack. The nuclear war procedures account for a wackjob President. They also account for the President failing to attack.

[Non-Sequitur]

A suitcase nuke explodes in Tulsa. Who do you launch at?

Depends. Did Oklahoma beat Texas in football the previous Saturday?

[cripplecreek]

A suitcase nuke explodes in Tulsa. Who do you launch at?

That all depends on how much the president* hates Okies.

[IYAS9YAS]

A suitcase nuke explodes in Tulsa. Who do you launch at?

Detroit?

[ClearCase_guy]

Oklahoma is a red state. No response will be considered necessary.

[cripplecreek]

Just make sure the wind is blowing to the east. (Sorry Windsor but I gotta look out for number 1)

[notaliberal]

How do you know that?

[3AngelaD]

It is much more likely to explode in Washington, D.C., New York City, LA, Miami, or Houston.

[mass55th]

"You hit Mecca, and sort it out later!"

What? And lose all those campaign donors for his 2012 reelection bid?

[Retired Greyhound]

Correct.

The good news is that there are still grown ups monitoring our national security, no matter who occupies the WH.

[No_Doll_i]

He may get to carry around something they tell him is the real deal, but without the ability to get a security clearance he won’t get the code to open the damn thing.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

BO is doing away with our nukes, the officer assigned to carry the nuclear football will instead be carrying the teleprompter.

[CodeToad]

“How do you know that?
“

Professional experience.