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Chunk of Ice Mysteriously Falls From Sky, Punching Hole in Pennsylvania Roof
yorkdispatch ^ | Thursday, October 09, 2008

Posted on 10/09/2008 7:04:50 PM PDT by Goonch

YORK, Pa. — A six-pound chunk of ice fell from the sky, through a York woman's roof and slightly injured her as she slept.

The source of the ice wasn't immediately known, but experts say it might have fallen from an airplane or rocket.

Mary Ann Foster says she's glad to be alive after a piece broke off and hit her on the forehead.

The ice left the 66-year-old grandmother with a large bump on her head and holes in the roof and bedroom ceiling.

She says the ice has a slightly fishy smell and looks like quartz.

(Excerpt) Read more at yorkdispatch.inyork.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: chickenlittle; ice
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The sky did fall Perry Foster examines a piece of ice that crashed through the roof striking his wife Mary

1 posted on 10/09/2008 7:04:51 PM PDT by Goonch
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To: Goonch

Que Joe Dirt.


2 posted on 10/09/2008 7:06:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Paying taxes for bank bailouts is apparently the patriotic thing to do. [/sarc])
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To: Goonch

Bush’s fault.


3 posted on 10/09/2008 7:06:02 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Goonch

I don’t think I would be touching that ice.


4 posted on 10/09/2008 7:06:14 PM PDT by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: Goonch

I’ll get the cocktail shaker.


5 posted on 10/09/2008 7:06:34 PM PDT by sierrahome (I'm done talking)
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To: Goonch

I see the airlines are cutting back on the water bluing chemicals.


6 posted on 10/09/2008 7:06:38 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: trumandogz

New species.


7 posted on 10/09/2008 7:07:34 PM PDT by txhurl (Palin/McCain)
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To: Goonch

Chinese Space Program !!!


8 posted on 10/09/2008 7:09:27 PM PDT by Sundog (Palin --- She who can shoot a moose can shoot a Russian bear.)
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To: Goonch
A six-pound chunk of ice fell from the sky, through a York woman's roof and slightly injured her as she slept.

Nah... just one of Joe Biden's hairplugs that broke loose during his flight back to Scranton.

9 posted on 10/09/2008 7:09:34 PM PDT by CurlyBill (Obama bin Biden MUST LOSE!!!)
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To: Goonch

With all this global warming, why aren’t fireballs falling through peoples’ homes.


10 posted on 10/09/2008 7:10:22 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (The LA Times, 10/6/08, was told to cut "75 editorial positions." How many are needed for 2 pages?)
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To: Goonch

“She says the ice has a slightly fishy smell” -

Came from Obama’s plane. Case closed.


11 posted on 10/09/2008 7:10:53 PM PDT by Wegotsarah.com (WE WIN- WE HAVE SARAH, AND THEY DON'T!)
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To: Goonch

She very nearly earned the nickname “Sh*t for Brains”


12 posted on 10/09/2008 7:11:10 PM PDT by Skip Ripley
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To: Goonch

Heaven froze over at the thought of an Obama Presidency.


13 posted on 10/09/2008 7:14:55 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: Goonch

14 posted on 10/09/2008 7:15:03 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Goonch

That is it for me it is Global warming .WAAAh the sky is falling


15 posted on 10/09/2008 7:15:18 PM PDT by GSP.FAN
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To: Goonch
The usual MO for these “frozen meteorites” is they are tidy-bowl blue and smell like poop as they melt. They are almost certainly the result of a malfunctioning drain valve on an airliner's sewerage holding tank. If the 'royal flush' is triggered at sufficient altitude, the discharged glop freezes into a solid poo bomb on the way down.

Regards,
GtG

16 posted on 10/09/2008 7:15:41 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: cripplecreek
Your wish is my command...


17 posted on 10/09/2008 7:19:26 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Goonch

A falling star from the constellation Urion.


18 posted on 10/09/2008 7:20:23 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Daffynition

19 posted on 10/09/2008 7:22:20 PM PDT by Goonch (Bagarius "goonch” Yarrelli - my friends call me Goonch)
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To: Goonch

Life imitates art. Anyone but me old enough to remember the Michael Caine movie “Blue Ice”?


20 posted on 10/09/2008 7:23:56 PM PDT by hampdenkid
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