Log of hope!
Posted on 10/08/2008 8:37:40 PM PDT by fontoon
BREAKING NEWS: Philip Westford, reporter for the Wall Street Journal who recent joined a group of embedded reporters following Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama on the campaign trail, has provided us with a stunning revelation.
“I usually wouldn’t stalk the stall when the possible future leader of the free world is in there, but it takes a lot of coffee to keep me going on these long trips,” Westford reported on his blog. “I knocked several times and almost bowled Obama over on my way in. I had to go.”
Westford reported that Obama was obviously unhappy on his way out. “Barack doesn’t like to be disturbed during his toilet time, and I could tell I rushed him, but there’s only one bathroom on that freakin’ plane.”
It’s what Westford found inside, however, that was most remarkable.
“He’d forgotten to flush, and there, right in front of me, was a giant log of hope. I bent over to inspect it, and it’s what I didn’t find that amazed me. No scent whatsoever. His feces actually had the essence of a freshly scrubbed stove top.”
With all the Obama worship, it took me a second to realize it was humor.
Seeing the sh/t-eating grin plastered on B-HO’s face last night, I suspect his breath isn’t exactly pleasant.
This made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt. LOL!!
No pics....please!
Did bluebirds arrive to carry it away?
Shut. Up.
PLEASE tell me this is satire!
It’s a lie - he doesn’t sweat, poop, or smoke.
It will no doubt be rescued by that intrepid disciple - erm, reporter, and preserved as an icon of Audacious Hopeful Change.
I can just see it: the High Priest/Editor reveals the sacristy (suspiciously shaped like a commode), and the Faithful give reverance as the dessicated relic is held aloft and displayed.
Bowing to the East, of course...
Ha! That’s GREAT!
OK. Finished reading. Obviously satire.
My eyes are glazing over. Time for bed.
I suspect that the sun shining out of his ass somehow plays a role in deodorizing things.
I believe the ice cream man picked it up. Something on the side of the truck-Ben and somebody.
Log of hope!
LOL!
One flush will bring change!
Stop it... dying here...
What’s with all the crappy posts lately?
[SLAP!] Ow, Hey!
The news during this campaign has been so crazy that I was actually buying this story for a minute. I mean, Palin accused of passing Trig off as her daughter’s baby.
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