Posted on 09/04/2008 12:27:22 PM PDT by Deo et Patria
Unlike other hockey moms, Sarah Palin does not wear lipstick; it is blood (just like pitbulls).
Sarah Palin is not a Bible thumper; she punches her fist through it.
Deja Vu is what happens when Sarah Palin changes the Matrix.
Sarah Palin is Ayn Rand's and Charlton Heston's love child.
FDR is often misquoted; what he actually said was, "There is nothing to fear but Sarah Palin herself."
Sarah Palin can make Republicans excited about John McCain.
Sarah Palin can turn gay men straight just by smiling.
Unlike Barack Obama, Sarah Palin is her own teleprompter.
Tina Fey hired six bodyguards because she heard Sarah Palin wants her look back.
Side effects may include coughing, runny nose, nausea, vomiting, cramps, and getting punched in the face by Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin can cook a whole turkey in her EasyBake oven.
In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
Sarah Palin is really Sarah Connor, mother of John.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
All your base are belong to Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
Sarah Palin has not cheated on her husband because she has not yet met Chuck Norris.
Sarah Palin wears three-quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
It's not over until Sarah Palin says it's over.
Sarah Palin knew it was called a “Royale with cheese”.
Sarah Palin's hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
Sarah Palin can catch salmon swimming upstream with her teeth.
Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.
Captain American isn't dead. He's vacationing so Sarah Palin can do the job for a while.
Sarah Palin once held off a Russian invasion of Alaska with only a bottle of vodka and a hockey stick.
While Sarah Palin is impervious to nuclear weapons, she's still worried about the rest of us.
Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
Sarah Palin drives herself to work every day - in an M1A1 tank.
Selection of Sarah Palin retroactively makes the theme of the 2008 Democratic National Convention: “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”.
Apple pays Sarah Palin 99 cents everytime she listens to a song.
Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
Those aren't glasses on Sarah Palin's face. They are a protection for all of us from getting lost in her eyes.
When Sarah Palin does a a pushup, she isn't lifting herself, she's pushing the earth down.
As head of Alaska's Nat'l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door.
Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
Sarah Palin counted to infinity – twice.
Nobody has ever seen Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin together.
My tagline.
Stolen from another freeper ....
A woman who can dress a moose...has just upstaged the son of Zeus.
Great tagline!
I like mine, as well- a friend told me she heard some liberal say it in an effort to slam Sarah- but I’d have to say its actually a pretty good compliment!
While wearing a blindfold, Sarah Palin cleaned and reassembled a Remington 870 — in kindergarten.
While wearing a blindfold, Sarah Palin cleaned and reassembled a Remington 870 — in kindergarten.
“Sarah Palin is Ayn Rand’s and Charlton Heston’s love child. “”
Sweet!
Sarah Palin once bitch slapped a grizzly... just beacuse she could!
You forgot one - it was in the Sun remarks. One guy says she cured his ED - I hope Viagra doesn’t find out, they’ll be suing her!
LOL...
Global warming fears Sarah Palin.
“Sarah Palin can make Republicans excited about John McCain. “
Ah, no.
Thanks so much for these replies, this list is pretty good.
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