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Audio of the day: Dimitri the Stud (you will laugh yourselves silly over this!)
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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD

This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:

"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dimitri; dimitrithestud; dmitri; easterneuropeanjerk; greek; humor; loser; olga; relationships; sanfrancisco; sorryloser; weird
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To: fanfan

(Little do they know...)


61 posted on 07/04/2008 3:59:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Dear Lord... so many things wrong with this guy it’s hard to know where to start. “There’s nothing wrong with me” - YEAH.... SURE there isn’t Mr. Stud.


62 posted on 07/04/2008 6:49:50 PM PDT by LibertyRocks (My Blog - http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com & NEW http://exposingobama.wordpress.com)
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To: NeoCaveman
His mom says he’s a catch.

Yeah, a gal will no doubt "catch" something from this guy....

63 posted on 07/04/2008 9:11:01 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: LibertyRocks

It’s that Middle Eastern/Eastern European male mojo thing that makes them think they’re so hot (think “Borat”).... once I went out with a group of friends and met up with a Jordanian who was an acquaintance of one of them.... I look very Iranian (I’m Puerto Rican, though), so this guy was on me ‘like white on rice’.... wouldn’t leave me alone.... finally I said “Dude, cool down, okay, it looks like you’ve never seen a woman before”.... and he ‘went off’ on me.... calling me egotistical, narcissistic, etc.

If they don’t get their way, they get very angry....

Imbeciles....


64 posted on 07/05/2008 5:59:57 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: Cheapskate; sofaman; SoCalPol

Since the three of you have a healthy sense of humor, I thought you’d find this voice-mail audio particularly entertaining (and disturbing!)....


65 posted on 07/05/2008 7:22:28 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: martin_fierro
Wow... this was so painful I couldn't listen to it all in one sitting. I was just so mortified for this poor jerk I had to keep turning it off, but just like a good car wreck, I couldn't keep away.

Scary thing is, this Dmitri reminds me of a friend (platonic) that I had for several years, curiously enough also a screenwriter/director out in CA, and his dating style was, no joke, just like this.

Sadly, on one hand he was a brilliant, funny man , but his Jeckyll & Hyde personality made it an absolute nightmare aftr a while. Seriously deep psychological fissures, very sad. The meta talk in this call is fascinating, he's just telegraphing his own issues onto the girl while maintaining an air of, "I'm okay, perfectly -- but you're the one that needs saving." Sad guy.

66 posted on 07/05/2008 8:15:38 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Undead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: RepoGirl
The meta talk in this call is fascinating, he's just telegraphing his own issues onto the girl while maintaining an air of, "I'm okay, perfectly -- but you're the one that needs saving." Sad guy.

True. All his talk about whether or not Olga had an abusive childhood, or if Olga has passive-aggressive personality issues, etc. is just a 'code name' and/or a cry for help that HE is actually the one who has those issues to deal with. Very needy guy.

67 posted on 07/05/2008 1:17:36 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I must be a guy, because I didn’t find the message itself particularly funny, but the Youtube visual parody was quite a hoot. I did, however, bail during his second message. The woman expressed interest, and he appeared to be giving an asshole response.

Oh yes, and you must be one of those eeeeeeeeeeeeevil American women. :-)


68 posted on 07/06/2008 12:51:00 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: DeLaine
And they say Americans are ugly. ugh.

"I know, I'm ugly!"

69 posted on 07/06/2008 12:55:29 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: fanfan

Sounds like a freeway number in Toronto.


70 posted on 07/06/2008 12:58:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Just admit it ——————— you’re JUST like Dimitri, no?

Hahahaha!!! ;-)


71 posted on 07/06/2008 1:27:15 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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