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Dog Beer...What will they think of next?
http://boknowsonline.com/2008/05/16/the-high-life/#more-422 ^

Posted on 05/16/2008 4:55:25 PM PDT by fings

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

My old man loves beer and he refuses to give me any. He tells me that alcohol, hops and carbonation are bad for my innards. I don’t buy it. I think he just wants all the beer for himself. That excuse is now going out the window because look at what I just found out on the internet. Dog Beer! You heard right. 3 Busy Dogs has created Bowser Beer. It’s just for dogs and it tastes like beef. Let the party begin…

(Introducing Bowser BeerTM

Does your dog drink responsibly?)

I will say that lately I haven’t been drinking very responsibly. In fact, just before I go to bed at night I load up on a bowlful of water. Then, at about 3:00am, I wake up my father so he can carry me downstairs and let me out. He looks tired, but that’s not my problem. Anyway, I’m thinking that maybe Bowser Beer can get me off the water habit and on to something better. Let’s see what’s in it:

(Bowser BeerTM is made from filtered water, pure malt barley, and infused with dog-loving beef extract - without hops or alcohol. It’s low-cal, like our pretzel treats, so you can spoil without guilt.)

An infusion of dog-loving beef extract? Sign me up for a case of the stuff.

So what’s the best time to enjoy this hearty, beefy drink?

[While watching sports on the couch or after a long, dusty walk … Put some party in your animal!)

Or I could just drink some before my 6 hour nap, and then some more after I get up to pee. And, hey, nothing says party like a drunk 103 year old canine with (cont't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/05/16/the-high-life/#more-422)

(Excerpt) Read more at boknowsonline.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: beer; dog; drink; treats

1 posted on 05/16/2008 4:55:26 PM PDT by fings
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To: fings; GOP_Raider

Bowser Beer. LOL. Sounds like it oughtta sell!


2 posted on 05/16/2008 4:57:59 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Socialism is the feudalism of the future.")
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To: fings

Cat Chardonnay?


3 posted on 05/16/2008 4:59:13 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: fings

My new mutt just nursed the last drops of my Friday IPA. On her birthday, she gets one bottle of her own.

Dogs love beer. What’s the big deal?


4 posted on 05/16/2008 5:02:53 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Yep . My Boston Terrier Toto loves beer , especially imported ( versus Japanese lager ) English ales and stouts ! Recently he’s been lapping up the suds from some Australian 4X lager .


5 posted on 05/16/2008 5:18:47 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: sushiman

Sounds like your dog needs treatment - now!


6 posted on 05/16/2008 5:21:16 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: fings
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This one loooooooves red beer.

7 posted on 05/16/2008 5:32:49 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby (I was born with nothing. So far I have most of it left.)
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To: abigailsmybaby
This one likes the hard stuff:

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8 posted on 05/16/2008 5:40:32 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde ("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
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To: fings
Stars of the first Bowser Beer commercial?

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9 posted on 05/16/2008 5:42:18 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde ("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

And he smokes too?!?!?!?! What an un-PC little chit.

Absolutely adorable....but I’m a little biased.


10 posted on 05/16/2008 6:00:00 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby (I was born with nothing. So far I have most of it left.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Dogs aren’t the only animals that love beer.I’ve got a couple of quarterhorses that just swill the stuff down.Gotta cut the buckskin mare off at 3,she’s a mean drunk.


11 posted on 05/16/2008 6:02:21 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Farmer Dean

Hopefully, she doesn’t make an ass of herself...


12 posted on 05/16/2008 6:07:12 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: fings

Is this any thing like Red Tick Beer?


13 posted on 05/16/2008 6:13:58 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (the evening ThomasThomas wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another ....")
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To: fings

REAL dogs prefer beer.


14 posted on 05/16/2008 6:21:13 PM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama's bus needs a lift kit just to clear all the bodies!)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
"Dogs love beer. What’s the big deal?"

Marketing. Now people beer=bad, dog beer=good. There's probably a "crises" caused by the "epidemic" of insensitive owners allowing their dogs to drink their beer.

Personally, I PREFER to pour some in the cup of my hand and let him lap it out to having him accidentally on purpose knock a full one over so he can lap it up off the floor.

15 posted on 05/16/2008 6:25:09 PM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama's bus needs a lift kit just to clear all the bodies!)
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To: Farmer Dean

Yep. Horses, cows and the occasional goat. We’ve had ‘em all, and they all drink beer.


16 posted on 05/16/2008 6:26:51 PM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama's bus needs a lift kit just to clear all the bodies!)
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To: cake_crumb

I jest pour it in her dish and let her satisfy herself at her leisure.


17 posted on 05/16/2008 6:53:01 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

We don’t let her drink too much,that’s for sure.She’s one tough mare.When we first started her training,the trainer said after a week of working with her-”You’re horse is evil.”After a month,the trainer said,”You’re horse is destined to kill somebody.”But hey,that horse and I get along just fine.


18 posted on 05/16/2008 7:17:39 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

LOL!


19 posted on 05/17/2008 7:01:13 AM PDT by fings
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