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Toys "R" Us Carries Lower Back Tattoo Stickers Perfect For Your Trampy Kid
The Consumerist ^ | March 31, 2008 | we are curmudgeons

Posted on 04/02/2008 7:45:56 AM PDT by bamahead



Got a trampy little kid that isn't quite ready to get inked? No problem. Toys "R" Us has lower-back tattoo stickers for little miss thing.

We like how they're right next to the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: toysrus; trampstamp
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1 posted on 04/02/2008 7:47:30 AM PDT by bamahead
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 04/02/2008 7:48:21 AM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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To: bamahead

[In Rush Limbaugh’s “little kid” voice]: “Mommy, I want a tramp-stamp for my birthday.”


3 posted on 04/02/2008 7:49:06 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: NonValueAdded
Approach lights.

Ass antlers.

4 posted on 04/02/2008 7:53:01 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: bamahead
I have seen plenty of trampy old women with them and the thong to boot! yuck
5 posted on 04/02/2008 7:53:56 AM PDT by angcat (Indian name "She who yells too much")
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; andie74; Andy'smom; ..

No amateurs, please.
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BABY TRAMP STAMP -- the perfect accessory for your Bratz Babyz!

6 posted on 04/02/2008 7:59:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: bamahead

Do they have any that say “If you can read this, my Daddy’s gonna punch yer lights out!”?


7 posted on 04/02/2008 8:04:24 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (This line intentionally left blank)
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To: Jack of all Trades; bamahead; martin_fierro
This will go well with the tattoos:

Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock Gets You Up in Every Sense of the Word

N.E.R.D. may get their lapdances for free, but I don't know about ordinary people. I do know, however, that my lapdancing run-in in Vegas several years ago was a never-to-be-repeated experience. Girls with wonky boobs in Santa outfits, (it was June) my girlfriend in hysterics and me squirming with embarrassment, vowing that this was the last time I would have a lay-dee gyrate on top of my chest in order to extricate the dollar bill that said chum had put there for the tip. So this forty-buck glitterball-encrusted alarm clock seems like a safer option. One drawback I do see, however. Five shiny red buttons to work it—isn't that going to lead to confusion amongst some people? [Nerd Approved]

More: http://gizmodo.com/375000/pole+dancer-alarm-clock-gets-you-up-in-every-sense-of-the-word

8 posted on 04/02/2008 8:12:45 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: Jack of all Trades

LOL—”If you can read this, you’re already dead.”


9 posted on 04/02/2008 8:13:15 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: bamahead

Nothing says slut like a tattoo on the butt.


10 posted on 04/02/2008 8:14:24 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Do you guys think Hillary gets her tramp stamps at Toys R Us?


11 posted on 04/02/2008 8:19:26 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: bamahead

Amerika, what a country! The business of America is business, we can market anything, who cares who is offended, if we can sell it, we can become rich. Millions can be made on the craziest of ideas, pet rocks, fart machines, we can sell anything! So why are we suprised?


12 posted on 04/02/2008 8:21:43 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft ( Clinton/Obama .. Obama/ Clinton ... Mc Cain/Obama .. Mc Cain/Clinton ... What a Choice!? Puleeeze!)
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To: Bringbackthedraft
Millions can be made on the craziest of ideas, pet rocks, fart machines, we can sell anything! So why are we suprised?

Hey don't knock the fart machines, those were great!!! (Pun intended...)

13 posted on 04/02/2008 8:28:55 AM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: najida; envisio

whatchall think.. should i get a couple of these for my kids?


14 posted on 04/02/2008 8:30:26 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (white male christian hetero married gun toting SUV driving motorcycle riding conservative smoker)
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To: bamahead

I havent bought anything from toys r us in years. all it is are product tie ins and everything is branded. Cheap branded items, my kids deserve better.


15 posted on 04/02/2008 8:48:50 AM PDT by Chickensoup (If it is not permitted, it is prohibited. Only the government can permit....)
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To: Resolute Conservative
"Nothing says slut -
like a tattoo on the butt.
"

Hey, that's catchy!!

16 posted on 04/02/2008 9:08:16 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Resolute Conservative

The Florida beaches are full of tramp stamps. 25% or more have them


17 posted on 04/02/2008 9:11:36 AM PDT by dennisw (Never bet on a false prophet! <<<||>>> Never bet on Islam!)
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To: bamahead
They've been appealing to the lil' chulos for years, it's about time they expanded their marketing base. Prosti-tots unite and demand to be recognized by vending machine companies!
18 posted on 04/02/2008 9:19:57 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
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To: absolootezer0

I think you should——
I mean several of my students have one-—
The bank VP, the millionaire’s wife, the two students going to college in the fall with full scholarships and help from their church, the ICU RN, the military wife getting her vet degree, the semi-goth chick running her own business, the Radiologist at the local Military Hospital, and me.... etc etc etc....

I mean, these tats are only on the ‘lowest’ of females ya know ;) ;) ;)


19 posted on 04/02/2008 9:21:34 AM PDT by najida (On FR- Everyman is Brad Pitt, Everywoman is Aunt Bea)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Really-—
You’d be very surprised at the ‘non-sluts’ who not only have them but are working on full back murals.

It’s not watcha think.


20 posted on 04/02/2008 9:22:31 AM PDT by najida (On FR- Everyman is Brad Pitt, Everywoman is Aunt Bea)
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