Tom Cruise 1st to Get Ducati Superbike

AP ^ | 1-30-08 | ap

[WOBBLY BOB]

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — Tom Cruise is the first on the list to get Ducati's newest motorcycle — a $72,500 superbike bristling with titanium, magnesium and carbon fiber technology that can scoot up to 200 mph. Cruise is scheduled to take delivery of the Desmosedici RR at Beverly Hills Ducati this week. Only 1,500 of the red-and-white Moto GP racing replica motorcycles will be made and Cruise gets the first.

[WOBBLY BOB]

I'm jealous.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I’ll bet those little legs won’t even reach the pegs.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Nice to hear that it’s going to someone who’s insane.

[Tallguy]

He’ll be dead in a month, I predict. Probably way too much bike for anybody other than a professional racer. Think James Dean.

[trumandogz]

He had better pray that a Scientologist is around when he crashes that bike.

[Greg F]

He will be free of his thetans very soon. You are clear after you are dead, right?

[Red_Devil 232]

Gee, maybe he will build a ramp and head to Mars!

[WOBBLY BOB]

it’s covered...

Tom Cruise Launches Roadside Assistance Program
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=2008

[absolootezer0]

hooligans ping

[Nervous Tick]

>> He’ll be dead in a month, I predict... Think James Dean.

:-)

Hope he doesn’t take anyone with him when he goes.

[bamahead]

Actually I think after you’re dead, you become a thetan.

[Greg F]

Actually I think after you’re dead, you become a thetan.
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Stay out of my head, Tom Cruise. I’m warning you, you little freak.

[stylecouncilor]

LOL!!!!

[bamahead]

Stay out of my head, Tom Cruise. I’m warning you, you little freak.

Time to pony up for some audit counseling...

[najida]

I hope Katie ups the life insurance for her and the baby.

[Squantos]

I still have 2 years left on my trunk monkey rental before I will consider the cruise chimp option.

[ikka]

Tom Cruise is still a wuss.

[Greg F]

Time to pony up for some audit counseling...
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Unfortunate name — audit. I usually don’t associate that with positive things. They should rename it something more pleasant, such as “reaming” or “prostrate exam.”

[WOBBLY BOB]

I’m ready for spring. This -20 crap is old.

[Squantos]

Yeah here in the Panhandle of Texas we had whiteout conditions this AM. Amarillo had a 30 car pile up and 2 deaths and it was just a really bad wind and small heavy cold snow storm that moved through fast......winds in the 60mph range , drifts and I mean visibility no further than the hood of the truck around 0530 when I went in to work,

Bad deal ......was about 12 degrees at the time and we will be mid 60’s tomorrow. weird Panhandle weather !

Stay safe and warm !