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Satirical Monsters More Competition for Darwin
The Ledger ^ | December 11, 2007 | John Chambliss

Posted on 12/13/2007 12:45:57 PM PST by SubGeniusX

E-mails offer Polk school officials a view of the origin of life they say is just as valid as intelligent design.

LAKELAND | The Flying Spaghetti Monster has stretched its noodles to Polk County.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM, is a satirical group that pokes fun at intelligent design. It first emerged in 2005 during the debate in Kansas over whether the belief should be taught in science classes.

The group has sent dozens of e-mails to Polk County School Board members demanding that the idea of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the world receive classroom equal time with other views. The e-mail campaign began after four of seven board members said in November that they supported teaching intelligent design in addition to evolution.

While the idea that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world lacks backing in the scientific community, the point, according to those promoting the satire, is that neither does intelligent design.

FSM dates to 2005 when Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson sent a letter to the Kansas School Board saying "there are multiple theories of intelligent design."

"I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster," Henderson wrote.

"It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."

Polk board members' support of intelligent design came to light after they learned the proposed science standards for Florida schools listed evolution and biological diversity as one of the "big ideas" that students need to know for a well-grounded science education.

Evolution, the theory that organic life developed and diversified through small changes over millions of years, is opposed by some evangelical Christians and Orthodox Jews who believe in a literal biblical interpretation of the Earth's creation. Intelligent design holds that living organisms are so complex that they must have been created by some kind of higher force.

E-mails to board members can be seen on the Flying Spaghetti Monster Web site at www.venganza.org.

Here's one of the e-mails:

"I agree that children should be exposed to all sides of a scientific debate, but it is my fear you may leave out a theory that is equally as valid as traditional Intelligent Design," said one.

"I am of course referring to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm sure you all know that the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has much greater support in the scientific community than traditional Intelligent Design. You would therefore be doing a grave disservice to the students of Polk County, and science in general, if you were to leave this ever so important theory out of your curriculum."

Most School Board members declined comment, or did not return phone messages when asked about e-mails or telephone calls from supporters or detractors of the proposed science standards.

Board member Frank O'Reilly, who supports the new science standards, said he received about 50 e-mails from FSM supporters. "It's a lot," O'Reilly said. "Most of them are from the spaghetti monster."

In an e-mail, Henderson said he can't explain the idea for the FSM.

"I tell people it was combination of lack of sleep and divine intervention," Henderson said. "But the church has evolved into what it is today."

Henderson said he put out the open letter in 2005 to the Kansas School Board as a joke and it "snowballed from there."

Now, Henderson said there are more than a million Google results for Flying Spaghetti Monster.

"No telling where we will be in 10 years, 100 years, 1,000 years," Henderson wrote. "I heard Christianity started as a joke, too ... so who knows?"

Henderson said about 95 percent of the 60,000 e-mails he's received are positive.

He keeps his home address a secret and has had a "few death threats'' that he was concerned about.

"But the majority of Christians don't have a problem with our Church," Henderson wrote. "We try to be as tolerant of their beliefs as they are of ours."

Known as Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster supporters dress up as pirates. The Web site sells shirts, iPod covers and car stickers.

Currently on the Web site, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is wearing a Santa Claus hat.

Conservative voices outside of Florida also have chimed in on the science standards debate.

CitizenLink.com, an arm of the James Dobson-led group, Focus on the Family, urged its readers to take action to include intelligent design in the classroom by e-mailing the state.

So far, at least one state board member said she will vote against the new standards. Donna Callaway said she will vote against the proposed standards because evolution "should not be taught to the exclusion of other theories of origin of life," the St. Petersburg Times reported.

The state vote, which was planned for January, will likely be in February because two public meetings about the proposed standards were added in January.

The first meeting will be Jan. 3 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. at The Schultz Center for Teaching and Leadership in Jacksonville, 4019 Boulevard Center Drive.

A second meeting will be Jan. 8 in Miramar from 5:30 to 7 p.m. at Everglades High School. 17100 S.W. 48 Court.

The new standards have been praised by scientists. (To see the proposed standards go to www.flstandards.org.)

Lawrence S. Lerner, professor emeritus of physics and astronomy at California State University in Long Beach, who has examined science standards in the various states, has graded Florida's proposed standards as a B+.

Lerner, who gave the previous standards an F, said that the proposals have the potential to be among the best in the nation.

"It's an enormous improvement," Lerner said. "The (current) standards were poorly written and bad all along."

The inclusion of evolution into the standards was imperative, Lerner said.

"When you ignore evolution, it is like trying to teach physics without Newton's Law," Lerner said. "It (evolution) is dealt with quite well (in the new standards)."


TOPICS: Religion; Science
KEYWORDS: antichristian; asshats; battholes; evolution; fsm; id; jerks; jerques; liberalbigots; noodlyappendage; religiousintolerance
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To: Non-Sequitur

The only thing the theory of flight and the theory of gravity have in common with the theory of evolution is that they all have the word theory in them.


81 posted on 12/13/2007 3:27:26 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap
The only thing the theory of flight and the theory of gravity have in common with the theory of evolution is that they all have the word theory in them.

They have another thing in common. All three are a plausible or scientifically acceptable general principle or body of principles offered to explain phenomena.

82 posted on 12/13/2007 3:30:09 PM PST by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: BubbaBasher

There’s only app. 5% difference between human DNA and plant DNA so are you related to spinach.


83 posted on 12/13/2007 3:30:29 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap
But, as biochemist Michael Behe points out in his book, 'Darwin's Black Box', the most serious flaw in Darwin's Theory is that due to the 'irreducible complexity' associated with the biochemistry at a molecular and cellular level, the theory cannot be applied to the evolution of life at this fundamental level, which implies other factors must be operating in the evolutionary process.

None of Behe's examples of irreducible complexity have stood the test of time and research. Every system he proposed as irreducible has living examples of simpler systems.

84 posted on 12/13/2007 3:31:06 PM PST by js1138
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To: Non-Sequitur

Not so, I can watch an airplane fly and I can drop a rock and see the results of gravity but I cannot make a rock come to life.


85 posted on 12/13/2007 3:32:00 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap
Not so, I can watch an airplane fly and I can drop a rock and see the results of gravity but I cannot make a rock come to life.

But the explanations for why the airplane flies or why the rock falls are scientific theories, just like the explanation on how we came to be. But if you rely on your eyes for everything then do you doubt the existence of an atom or the concept of something traveling faster than the speed of ight? Do you dismiss physics or asronomy since much of that is based on theory as well?

86 posted on 12/13/2007 3:46:22 PM PST by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

I dismiss nothing, including the theory of evolution, I just recognize it for what it is , a theory, not a fact. Any honest person will admit it is a rather flawed theory at that in that non of the major tenets of it have been proven, yet. I do believe though that you are dismissive of creationism even though you know if something inanimate gains life it is more than likely there was an intelligence involved; it is simply more feasible.


87 posted on 12/13/2007 3:55:51 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap
Here’s one I believe you might find more to your liking...

Why don't you quote Darwin directly? His works and letters are all on line and easy to search.

Why do you continuously quote only from fundamentalist websites? You know they are not doing science; rather, they are committed to doing apologetics.

If you are going to argue science, you need to start reading scientific sources.

88 posted on 12/13/2007 4:19:33 PM PST by Coyoteman (Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge.)
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To: ontap
I just recognize it for what it is , a theory, not a fact. Any honest person will admit it is a rather flawed theory at that in that non of the major tenets of it have been proven, yet.

You may consider it flawed because if conflicts with your theology.

I do believe though that you are dismissive of creationism even though you know if something inanimate gains life it is more than likely there was an intelligence involved; it is simply more feasible.

The only theory I know that postulates life from a rock, as you describe, is creationism. Genesis 2:7.

89 posted on 12/13/2007 5:19:12 PM PST by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

Maybe you should read “the Origin of the Species” You will discover that the theory you are so proud to put forth does just that.


90 posted on 12/13/2007 7:29:06 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Coyoteman

The last site I gave you is not a creationist site. A better question is why don’t you look it up yourself. It’s pretty obvious you have not read Darwins book or you wouldn’t be trying to deny one of his main tenets.


91 posted on 12/13/2007 7:32:36 PM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ontap

I haven’t found the place in Darwin’s writings where he says that life came from a rock, or what he thinks it came from at all. That last site may not be a creationist site, but it’s just a “Critique of Darwin” by a former airline pilot. Why should we accept his assertion about what Darwin said if he doesn’t quote or reference the source either?


92 posted on 12/13/2007 11:26:10 PM PST by Ha Ha Thats Very Logical
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To: valkyry1
If they can't get the names right, why should the quotes be accurate?
source
93 posted on 12/14/2007 1:34:23 AM PST by bezelbub
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To: bezelbub
I would rather personally research each quote and its history myself, but I hardly have time for that right now, nor do you I think.

Bu I have found so much miss-characterization, and outright distortion coming out the propaganda site sourced in your link or talkorigns, to give it much credence other than as a place for atheists assure themselves that their crusade is science.

94 posted on 12/14/2007 1:57:14 AM PST by valkyry1
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To: valkyry1
I would rather personally research each quote and its history myself, but I hardly have time for that right now, nor do you I think.

Trust, but verify! You can't rely on this site only because it pleases you...

Bu I have found so much miss-characterization, and outright distortion coming out the propaganda site sourced in your link or talkorigns, to give it much credence other than as a place for atheists assure themselves that their crusade is science.

Were the names distorted in your post? Or weren't they? So, up to now, the site your quotes come from are those with "miss-characterization, and outright distortion".

95 posted on 12/14/2007 2:05:38 AM PST by bezelbub
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To: Ha Ha Thats Very Logical

It is covered in Darwins writings. More than that it is simple logic. If there is no creator than there has to be spontaneous generation. No he doesn’t state specifically that a rock came to life but again before life existed rocks are about all there is. The biggest problem you and other evolutionist have is you don’t want to defend this simple fact of the theory, you would rather get past the hard part and argue the part that is logical put still unproven. Just as you wish to state evolution as a proven fact, which it is not. Science by consensus is not science. Perfectly legitimate scientist express doubt in the TOE and are denied tenure and otherwise persecuted professionally, not what I would called honest scientific debate. What it is is the same science practiced by the perpetrators of global warming one either subscribes to it or he faces the unprofessional dogma of these bullies masquerading as scientists.


96 posted on 12/14/2007 4:00:45 AM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Shryke
Let's see all your research PROVING that the FSM didn't create everything. I want to see it. In a bowl. With alfredo sauce.

I would, but I was hungry.

97 posted on 12/14/2007 5:48:43 AM PST by Buggman (HebrewRoot.com - Baruch haBa b'Shem ADONAI!)
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To: ontap

I didn’t say that a rock coming to life was part of the theory of evolution. You did.


98 posted on 12/14/2007 8:17:48 AM PST by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

I didn’t say you did nor did I that’s evolutionist conjecture.


99 posted on 12/14/2007 8:29:26 AM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: swain_forkbeard

Sorry misread your post. An inanimate object gaining life is known in evolution jargon as Spontaneous Generation and it is indeed part of the TOE.


100 posted on 12/14/2007 8:32:08 AM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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