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Humor of the Day - Cannibal Restaurant
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Posted on 09/29/2007 8:15:14 AM PDT by Calpernia
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cannibal; joke
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posted on
09/29/2007 8:15:17 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
To: Calpernia
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posted on
09/29/2007 8:23:27 AM PDT
by
Cinnamon
To: Calpernia
I tried the Clown once but it tasted a little funny.
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posted on
09/29/2007 8:30:06 AM PDT
by
keat
(You know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop-dusting.)
To: Calpernia; Peanut Gallery
To: Calpernia
The democrat is perfect for making bologna.
To: Calpernia
It adds a whole new meaning to the phrase “I’d like to take you out for dinner.”!
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posted on
09/29/2007 8:56:05 AM PDT
by
reg45
To: Calpernia
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posted on
09/29/2007 8:58:12 AM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(Leaner, but not meaner)
To: Calpernia
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posted on
09/29/2007 9:28:54 AM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
("democrat" -- 'one who panders to the crude and mindless whims of the masses " - Joseph J. Ellis)
To: socal_parrot
“Donner, party of 12!”ROFLMAO
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posted on
09/29/2007 10:07:17 AM PDT
by
Lost Dutchman
("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
To: Calpernia
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posted on
09/29/2007 9:53:23 PM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Duncan Hunter '08) (ROP and Open Borders-a terrorist marriage and hell's coming with them)
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