This is just silly fun stuff ...
To: HairOfTheDog
To: DancesWithCats
No, it's not a dobbie, it a poodle.
![](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaainsidez.jpg )
To: DancesWithCats
To: DancesWithCats
THAT is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: DancesWithCats
To: DancesWithCats
I like the pic of the Dobe sniffing all the stuff. My dobe would of course instantly start picking it up and shaking it. I got a feeling that he would not care for this much.
To: DancesWithCats
About four years ago — back when my Doberman, Baron, weighed only about 100 pounds — he got attacked by a poodle. Fortunately, Baron is very gentle nationed, so all he did was back up and wag his tail.
While the attack was still in progress, the couple who owned the poodle came running up over the hill. The wife was screaming at the husband, “I told you to hold on to Fifi (or whatever the poodle’s name was). Now look what’s she’s done! The husband replied meekly, “Well, I don’t think anything horrible has happened.” To which the wife shreiked, “Yes, but she might have traumatized that other dog.”
Responded the husband, hopelessly shaking his head, “I don’t think there’s a poodle in the world that’s going to traumatize that Doberman.”
8 posted on
09/04/2007 12:23:55 PM PDT by
lapster
To: DancesWithCats
LOL! I feel kinda sorry for the dog, though.
14 posted on
09/04/2007 1:07:57 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: kanawa
15 posted on
09/04/2007 1:14:19 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: DancesWithCats
![](http://i18.tinypic.com/4pos221.jpg)
Try the old stand-by disguise: sunglasses.
16 posted on
09/04/2007 1:17:27 PM PDT by
yorkie
To: DancesWithCats; Enough_Deceit; rageaholic; DietCoke; Double Tap; Darnright; ellery; ...
To: DancesWithCats; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Dog Fighting: NO!
Dog Humiliation: YES!
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22 posted on
09/04/2007 1:56:51 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: DancesWithCats
23 posted on
09/04/2007 2:09:26 PM PDT by
Kimmers
To: DancesWithCats; Slings and Arrows
Pit Bull: Disguised as a toothpick holder.
![](http://images23.fotki.com/v826/photos/1/127099/502870/pitbull-vi.jpg?1175458456)
32 posted on
09/04/2007 3:54:59 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: DancesWithCats
Hope this formants correctly...
> > Instructions < <
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![doberman smelling](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaawhatyouget.jpg) 1) Unwrap your kit, let your dog sniff everything.
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![doberman strap](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaaunderharness.jpg) 2) Fit the under harness to your dog, adjust the straps to suit.
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![doberman tags](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaatabsz.jpg) 3) Put some duct tape tags onto the harness
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![doberman padding](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaapaddingz.jpg) 4) Put some padding on top and tape it to the tabs
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![staple layers](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaastaple.jpg) 5) Lay the fur out and staple padding to it
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![duct tape staples](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaatape.jpg) 6) Put tape over the staples to avoid injury
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![extra duct tape](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaamat.jpg) 7) Put some extra duct tape on
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![place over doberman](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaabackz.jpg) 8) Place it over your dog
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![doberman padding](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaashapez.jpg) 9) Add some padding if required, tape flaps into place
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![doberman foot](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaafoot1z.jpg) 10) Line up foot with 'special foot insertion device'
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![doberman foot?](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaafoot2.jpg) 11) Place the ankle piece on the foot
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![now poodle foot](http://www.members.optushome.com.au/aenews/images/aaafoot3z.jpg) 12) Remove the 'special foot insertion device' and fluff up the ankle pieces
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47 posted on
09/04/2007 5:48:09 PM PDT by
kanawa
(Don't go where you're looking, look where you're going.)
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