Democratic Party National Convention Schedule for 2008

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[LNewman]

DEMOCRATIC PARTY NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE FOR 2008

7:00 P.M.             Opening flag burning.

7:10 PM               Hoist the Mexican Flag

7:15 P.M.             Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

7:30 P.M.            Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:45 P.M              Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 P.M.             Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M.             Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 P.M.             Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 P.M.             Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M.             Memorial for Saddam, Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M.             Keynote Speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" by French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M.             Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M.             Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 P.M.             Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M.             Why I Hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M.             Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M.             Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.

10:00 P.M.           Presentation: "How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" by Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M.           Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Muhmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M.           Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M.           Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M.           "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.

11:30 P.M.           Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M.           Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M.           Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

[LNewman]

Apologies in advance if this is a repeat.

[lesser_satan]

12:15AM: Ted falls down, vomits all over himself and sh!ts his pants

[Mr. Mojo]

Hoist the Mexican Flag

Don't give the GOP convention planners any ideas..

[toddlintown]

Kind of early to drag this baby out, don’t ya think?

Older Than Dirt Ping!

[Mr. Mojo]

Apologies in advance if this is a repeat.

Apology accepted.

[LNewman]

:)

[UKrepublican]

Thanks.

I laughed out loud at that one.

[G8 Diplomat]

Hoist the Mexican Flag

Actually I think the Democrats would hoist the Soviet flag.