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Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper
AP via SFGate ^
| 6/11/7
Posted on 06/11/2007 12:24:19 PM PDT by SmithL
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Wasn’t this an episode from that courtroom drama- “The Paper Chase”?
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posted on
06/11/2007 2:05:01 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Follow that paper trail)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
If she ends up jumping bail they’ll have to send a Bounty hunter out after her...
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posted on
06/11/2007 2:11:07 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Butts End)
To: Constitution Day
Maybe if she makes a deal with the prosecutors they’ll agree to wipe her record clean after passage of some amount of time.
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
Girlfriend should lay off the Burrito Supremes for any number of reasons.
To: Constitution Day; NRA1995; Ditter; mikrofon; martin_fierro; SmithL; JerriBlank; andy58-in-nh; ...
SUZANNE
Suzanne takes you down to her place with indoor plumbing
You can hear the Butts go by
You can spend the night expelling
‘Cause you know that she’s got two-ply
And that’s why you want to be there
And she gives you toilet paper
That comes marked “For Marshall County”
And just when you mean to ask her
That you wonder how she got it
Then she gets you on her toilet
And she lets the paper answer
That you really want to use more
And you don’t care how she got it
And you don’t care if she’s fined
And you know that she will get more
For you’ve touched her toilet paper to your behind.
To: Charles Henrickson
I don’t know how you do it. That was darn good! Funny!
To: SmithL
Butts Charged
To: SmithL
Butts waiting for her trial.
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posted on
06/11/2007 3:47:22 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.)
To: Constitution Day
To: Roscoe Karns
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/11/2007 8:38:23 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
What an ass.
52
posted on
06/11/2007 8:43:44 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("My wife's credit cards were stolen. I didn't report the theft. Whoever had them was spending less.")
To: Roscoe Karns
To: Slings and Arrows
They’re wiping crime out of that city.
54
posted on
06/12/2007 6:40:23 AM PDT
by
pcottraux
(Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-troe"...in 2008.)
To: pcottraux
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posted on
06/12/2007 6:43:05 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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