****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

Smoking Gun ^

[Lucky9teen]

SILLY CELEBRITIES

AND THEIR DRAMA

 

Since most of them are liberal nutjobs and seem to be the main focus of the Main Stream Media, why should we care about real news? They are more entertaining anyway, right?

 

 

What with Paris being let out of jail...

In another example of the mockery called our justice system, a therapist who visited Paris reportedly recommended she be released for “medical reasons”.

The Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept. could not release any specifics due to confidentiality laws. However, reports indicate she had been crying and was depressed while in prison.  (boo freakin hoo)

After serving a whole five days, Paris will be under house arrest for 40 days.  (Now that's what I call punishment....NOT!)

 

 

 

 

And Lindsay Lohan and her partying....

A few days after her DUI arrest, she was photographed in this comatose state after a night of partying.  Reports indicate she is back in rehab (since it worked so well the first few times).  You think she’s pushing the envelope now…just wait until she turns 21 (in about a month)…then she’s really gonna let loose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There there's Hasselhoff's drinking binge...

In the video (click pic), you can see an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reprimands him about his drinking.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And who can forget Brittney's melt down?

The Toxic star, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year,

was carried out of an L.A. bar sobbing and covered in vomit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then we have Brangelina shopping for baby #5.

Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats….Brad and Angelina collect babies.

 

 

 

 

 

 And Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuocco are dating again? WTF?

15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joey’s then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face.  The new “relationship” will be turned into a reality show.  (oh yay!)

 

 

 

 “Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

~ Paris Hilton

[Lucky9teen]

Something fun to do:

Think of 3 or 4 items you could buy, that would make heads turn at the checkout line...

duct tape
chocolate syrup
enema kit

or....

Motor oil
KY Jelly
Depends diapers

[Lucky9teen]

 

 

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Official Friday Silliness Threadd

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[Lucky9teen]

Come join the fun!! :)

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[ShadowAce]

Top 10!!

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[Sax]

3 items for the checkout clerk:

* Bird feeder
* #8 12ga. shotshells
* Shake & Bake

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[BenLurkin]

[HEY4QDEMS]

The love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays s! sound- mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

[Sax]

How ‘bout 2 items:

Tylenol PM
Ex-Lax

Then mention about how you’re glad you picked these up and can’t wait to take them both so you can finally get a good night’s rest.

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[HEY4QDEMS]

[BenLurkin]

[mrs. a]

I’m on the first page! This has never happened to me before!

It’s everything I dreamed it would be!

[Enosh]

• Hacksaw
• Trash bags
• HandiWipes

[sgtbono2002]

Nothing could be sillier than Scooter Libby getting two years for a lie about something that was never a crime while Berger gets a walk for stealing secret documents.

American Justice aint what it used to be.

Bring back Judge Roy Bean.

[HEY4QDEMS]

[reagan_fanatic]

Happy Friday, everyone!