Cameron: Jesus Not Carpenter, But Shop Owner

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[Brainhose]

In another stunning archaeological discovery,
Hollywood director and self proclaimed Jesus expert, James cameron uncovers facts dispelling the notion that Jesus was a carpenter.
James Cameron states: "I never doubted that Jesus lived, but there is no shred of evidence that he was really a carpenter. This latest find proves that Jesus was actually a shop owner that sold alcohol, tobacco and girlie magazines"

[darkwing104]

Smart@ss!!!

[Sue Perkick]

You had me there for a minute. :)

[brivette]

I've been to that store. I was redeemed.

[martin_fierro]

Jesus: Cameron not a historian, but a movie director.

[No Truce With Kings]

"I've been to that store. I was redeemed."

Are you a deposit bottle or a coupon?

[CFC__VRWC]

I thought Jesus only saved when He shopped at Wal Mart.

[martin_fierro]

I've been to that store. I was redeemed.

Me, too. Made $1.25!

[Brainhose]

That is the Jesus Grocery on Orange street in Nashua NH.
It's been there for decades. I've been dying for a reason to use a picture of it. :)

[cripplecreek]

Jesus just left Chicago. He was bound for New Orleans.

[N. Theknow]

What? No lottery tickets?

[BigSkyFreeper]

Slot machines with three Hail Mary's for a quarter in the back, and a drive-up confessional on the side.

[brivette]

Coffee can.

[brivette]

I once lived about 10 miles from there, in Townsend, MA.

[pikachu]

Why the ATM machine if he tossed the money changers out of the temple? And would Jesus have to card you for alcohol purchases?

[cripplecreek]

There's a "Glory to God" garage in Hillsdale Mi.

[svcw]

Jesus installed the tile in my kitchen last month.

[darkwing104]

I grew up in Rochester NH.

[pjr12345]

He did plumbing in my bathroom last week!

Unfortunately he reversed the hot and cold taps. I guess the letter "C" must represent the Hebrew word for "HOT", too.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Cameron: New Evidence shows Jesus was carpenter, sang back-up to Karen

[x]

There may be another one somewhere:

[x]

Jesus and his brother ran a bicycle shop and experimented with flying in their spare time. ... Oh, wait, that was someone else.

[brooklin]

"would Jesus have to card you for alcohol purchases?"


Yeah, he would... it's the law. He'd know when the id was fake though.

[BenLurkin]

No but they will cash welfare checks for a mere 15%.

[Tainan]

Good job...this may appear elsewhere...heh heh heh...;)

[the lastbestlady]

I went to visit Hillsdale this past summer and "Glory to God" is gone!
It was a sad day.

[cripplecreek]

I haven't been to Hillsdale in nearly 10 years. The Glory to God used to run a stock car at Butler speedway.

[the lastbestlady]

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.

[the lastbestlady]

I hadn't been in almost 10 years either. I went to visit to see how the campus had changed. I think I remember the Glory to God stock car.

[Brainhose]

Oh, Rochester ..... Rochester!

[Kevmo]

Fun thread. Jesus was a store owner, with pics. Whoda thunk?