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I hate Macs
The Guardian ^ | 2/5/07 | Charlie Brooker

Posted on 02/05/2007 2:17:25 PM PST by Vermonter

I hate Macs

Charlie Brooker Monday February 5, 2007 The Guardian

Unless you have been walking around with your eyes closed, and your head encased in a block of concrete, with a blindfold tied round it, in the dark - unless you have been doing that, you surely can't have failed to notice the current Apple Macintosh campaign starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb, which has taken over magazines, newspapers and the internet in a series of brutal coordinated attacks aimed at causing massive loss of resistance. While I don't have anything against shameless promotion per se (after all, within these very brackets I'm promoting my own BBC4 show, which starts tonight at 10pm), there is something infuriating about this particular blitz. In the ads, Webb plays a Mac while Mitchell adopts the mantle of a PC. We know this because they say so right at the start of the ad.

"Hello, I'm a Mac," says Webb. "And I'm a PC," adds Mitchell.

They then perform a small comic vignette aimed at highlighting the differences between the two computers. So in one, the PC has a "nasty virus" that makes him sneeze like a plague victim; in another, he keeps freezing up and having to reboot. This is a subtle way of saying PCs are unreliable. Mitchell, incidentally, is wearing a nerdy, conservative suit throughout, while Webb is dressed in laid-back contemporary casual wear. This is a subtle way of saying Macs are cool.

(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: agism; apple; ihavenolife; mac; macintoshcult; pc; pcbashing; smug
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1 posted on 02/05/2007 2:17:27 PM PST by Vermonter
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To: Swordmaker

Please ping the usual suspects


2 posted on 02/05/2007 2:18:02 PM PST by Vermonter
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To: Vermonter

Interesting.

What's all this venom that anti-Mac people have over the second mouse button? I've seen several people list that as the primary reason not to get one.


3 posted on 02/05/2007 2:20:50 PM PST by highball ("I never should have switched from scotch to martinis." -- the last words of Humphrey Bogart)
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To: Vermonter

I read it all the way through. I use a mac, and will be the first to say I dislike the ad campaign.

But the bile and stereotypic drivel this guy writes, and apparently is paid for writing, is dumber than the Apple ads.

I read it all the way through, as you suggested. Was there a particular passage you thought had something that made it worthwhile?


4 posted on 02/05/2007 2:22:29 PM PST by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: rlmorel
Was there a particular passage you thought had something that made it worthwhile?

The last 2 sentences;

Besides, that's what we PC owners are like - unreliable, idiosyncratic and gleefully unfair. And if you'll excuse me now, I feel an unexpected crash coming.

5 posted on 02/05/2007 2:25:10 PM PST by Vermonter
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To: Vermonter

Ahhh. Is that the same as spitting out a lengthy diatribe on something and then at the end, when people are offended, saying "I was only kidding-can't you take a joke?"


6 posted on 02/05/2007 2:29:47 PM PST by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: Vermonter

Those ads are pretty funny but I do agree, the ad campaign isnt exactly fair.

The Mac is supposedly hip but i believe I saw that a poll thought the guy was a pretentious asshat and people felt somewhat sorry for the PC and identified themselves with him.

Not exactly the goal in mind when making the ad.


7 posted on 02/05/2007 2:36:06 PM PST by smith288
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To: Vermonter

LOL, he nails it!


8 posted on 02/05/2007 2:41:40 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Pelosi, the call was for Comity, not Comedy. But thanks for the laughs. StarKisses, NVA.)
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To: highball

"What's all this venom that anti-Mac people have over the second mouse button?"

Look at the number of PC/MS bashing articles posted here and then tell me about venom.

What's REALLY sad is the fact that it matters so much someone.


9 posted on 02/05/2007 2:55:17 PM PST by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: smith288

I thought these ads were going to be pulled. I am sure I read about it on FR, a month or two back. What's up? Did Apple, like a Democrat would, just lie to us?


10 posted on 02/05/2007 3:00:49 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: smith288
"Not exactly the goal in mind when making the ad."

I don't know if I feel sorry for the PC guy but every time I see the ad I can't think of anything else other than the South Park episode on hybrid cars.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen...

11 posted on 02/05/2007 3:03:09 PM PST by Proud_texan (Just my opinion, no relationship to reality is expressed or implied.)
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To: Vermonter

It is definitely a classic example of marketing to a target demographic. It's clear that they are going after the younger set (probably figuring that the middle-age set are too set in their ways to ever change from PC to Mac)


12 posted on 02/05/2007 3:05:28 PM PST by peteram
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To: L98Fiero

Quiet, only the Mac users in the ivory tower wing of the world may be cool and insult the otherside.


13 posted on 02/05/2007 3:07:02 PM PST by aft_lizard (born conservative...I chose to be a republican)
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To: Vermonter

Wow he nailed it!
Except my PC doesn't ever crash unless I overclock it too far.


14 posted on 02/05/2007 3:15:16 PM PST by miliantnutcase ("If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." -ichabod1)
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To: Red_Devil 232
I thought these ads were going to be pulled. I am sure I read about it on FR, a month or two back. What's up? Did Apple, like a Democrat would, just lie to us?

No, you confused a columnist's opinion with actual fact. It's not just the MSM that blends the two - the Internet press often confuses them.

15 posted on 02/05/2007 3:18:43 PM PST by highball ("I never should have switched from scotch to martinis." -- the last words of Humphrey Bogart)
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To: L98Fiero
Look at the number of PC/MS bashing articles posted here and then tell me about venom.

I've been on the threads for a while, and I see very few people saying "I hate people who use PCs."

There is venom towards the software, and even the company, but not towards all the users in general. That's what baffles me.

16 posted on 02/05/2007 3:20:50 PM PST by highball ("I never should have switched from scotch to martinis." -- the last words of Humphrey Bogart)
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To: Vermonter
CharlieBrooker

February 5, 2007 01:23 AM

Hello. Charlie Brooker here.

I wrote this piffle. Then it was subbed. And whoever subbed it decided to add a bit describing Doom as “the first shoot-em-up game”.

Words fail me.

They also changed every abbreviation -– so “they’re” becomes “they are” and “it’s” becomes “it is”, and so on -- presumably in an attempt to inject a bit more plodding, impersonal joylessness to the whole thing.

Bet they did it on a Mac, too.

Offensive? Unsuitable? Email us

First comment following article. Funny stuff.

17 posted on 02/05/2007 3:22:16 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Vermonter
I don't care who y'are, that's funny right there.

(Is it inappropriate to use a "Larry the Cable Guy" reference when discussing classic British dry wit? Oh well. In any case, it's brilliant writing.)

18 posted on 02/05/2007 3:35:10 PM PST by Turbopilot (iumop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH)
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To: highball

It's ironic that the don't realize that this "shortcoming" can be fixed with a $10 USB device from the local big box store.


19 posted on 02/05/2007 3:51:51 PM PST by Old_Mil (http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: 1234; 6SJ7; Abundy; Action-America; af_vet_rr; afnamvet; Alexander Rubin; anonymous_user; ...
Mac FUD Satire... PING!

If you want on or off the Mac Ping List, Freepmail me.

20 posted on 02/05/2007 5:19:27 PM PST by Swordmaker (Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
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