Nuclear War Starts Today According To House of Yahweh Leader

Youtube.com ^ | September 12, 2006 | Sully777

[sully777]

According to a self-appointed prophet in the holy city of Abilene, Texas, the Great Tribulation begins today. Sorry folks but nuclear war will start today according to Buffalo Bill Hawkins and his devoted followers--all surnamed Hawkins--at the House of Yahweh.

Apparently God (excuse me Yahweh and Yeshua) agree with Osama Bin Laden and Iran's President. And though the USA may try as it might to be the shining light upon the hill, the best nation on earth due to its constitutional freedoms, it's too little too late! God is really angry with us, and HE means to prove it this day! That's if you believe Buffalo Bill (Y'Israel) Hawkins.

Click the link below to see the proof of Hawkin's words.

Great Tribulation and Nuclear War Starts September 12, 2006

Philip Arnn's review of House of Yahweh
The Painful Truth About False Prophets

[sully777]

See You Tomorrow.

[jdm]

I'm going to go max out my credit card at Dairy Queen right now. Thanks for the heads-up.

[nevergore]

I'm popping the popcorn and getting the lawnchair ready to watch......

[newgeezer]

the Great Tribulation begins today

Whether today or not, it won't be a moment too soon. Bring it on, please.

[sully777]

It’s the end of the world the day after tomorrow (and I feel fine)

[sully777]

I'm sorry. This life is great.

[sully777]

I'm going to go max out my credit card at Dairy Queen right now. Thanks for the heads-up.

You'll regret it tomorrow. Consider the weight gain and the debt. Still good times.

[Slings and Arrows]

According to a self-appointed prophet in the holy city of Abilene, Texas...

Silly prophet! The holy city is Crawford, Texas!

[Constitution Day]

Dang, I thought it was going to be August 22.

[newgeezer]

I'm sorry.

For what?

This life is great.

Well, that depends on what you have to look forward to.

As for me and mine, bring it on. We're ready anytime. This life is but a blip in eternity (a very important blip, for sure).

[Mr. Mojo]

And when it doesn't happen he'll come up with some justification that his followers will readily (and eagerly) accept, leaving his gravy train intact.

[sully777]

[BossLady]

I better stock up on Mountain Dew!!!! LOL! ;)

[Bigh4u2]

Well, if it happens today, you'll only need one can!

:0)

[BossLady]

Better get a 24 pack...I will be drinking heavily....hahahah!

((Now telling co-workers I'm leaving early on account of the world ending........))

[verum ago]

what do I care? I live in New Orleans; a nuke would just get absorbed by and kill off the swarms of mosquitos everywhere. Win-Win Baby!

[Bigh4u2]

"((Now telling co-workers I'm leaving early on account of the world ending........))"

Don't forget to tell your boss you want your 'vacation pay' too!

:)

[Mr. Mojo]

If I see a mushroom cloud on the horizon maybe I'll drink an old can of Billy Beer.

Could be that the (almost 30 year old) brew protects against radiation.

[sully777]

You may send tithes, offerings, and all legal transfers of real estate, 401K/403B, trusts, and wills to House of Yahweh c/o Buffalo Bill--this is needed so that Hawkins may preach the warning with greater power. God withheld the time of His return because the warning did not go out to all the world.

Namibians and naked pygmies must know the House of Yahweh!

[NonValueAdded]

can't wait for the tortured logic to explain tomorrow why it didn't actually occur today.

[sully777]

It will be Bush's fault!

[sully777]

You think nanny statism is a pill...try Kingdom of Yahweh theocracy! First, we will all change our surnames to Hawkins.

[sully777]

Life after September 12th

[Irish_Thatcherite]

But.. but.. Nostradamus said it won't start til next week!!

[Constitution Day]

To: EveningStar; O.C. - Old Cracker

LMAO

[sully777]

Texas ping. Do you have your fire-proof skivvies on?

[sully777]

Someone needs to keep O.C. up to date.

[sully777]

Better send money to him too.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane,
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
Serves its own needs, dont misserve your own needs. Feed
It off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength,turn, ladder
Start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
In a fire, representing seven games, in a government
For hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team
By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
Overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save
Yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
Psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign
Towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
Churn. Locking in, uniforming,and book burning, blood
Letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
Fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
a Tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline

(chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

I feel fine

(repeat chorus)

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
Drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right

(repeat chorus)

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

[sully777]

If I see a mushroom cloud on the horizon maybe I'll drink an old can of Billy Beer.

Could be that the (almost 30 year old) brew protects against radiation.

---

Dunno. But I can tell you that a fifth of Jack will make you not care.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

He foresaw that....

[Mr. Mojo]

Yeah, that's a safer bet.

Although I'd probably reach for the Old Grand Dad 114.

[Gabz]

That's Miz Hawkins to you..............

[occamrzr06]

Can we do this end of the world thing next week?

This week is just no good for me!

[sully777]

But the sky/Sell the sky/ Tell the sky/Tell the sky: Don't Fall On Me ~~ R.E.M. Fall On Me

[neb52]

I work with a guy that belongs to this Cult. If I see him I will have to ask about this. The guy has to give over like 3/4ths of his check, just loony if you ask me. And his last name is Hawkins. I started working here after he joined this Jewish Cult, everybody thought at the time he was marrying a gay man and changing his last name.

[sully777]

Sadie: Is that you??? (rimshot)

[sully777]

Sadie Hawkins for those in Stillwell, Oklahoma

[sully777]

Don't mock the guy. Just ask him about the penalty under the Covenant for false prophets. Leave the question open. Don't respond.


In time the guy will begin to think for himself again, especially when the lies get bigger to cover this one.

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[sully777]

Of interest to you personally--ping.

[Dinsdale]

I checked http://www.abhota.info/end6.htm and they don't have this one.

But do you realize the antichrist (prince William) will reach the peak of his power on Nov 11 this year.

Also Pat Robertson suggested Apr 29, 2007 in 1990 (he's way too smart to actually set a firm date).

Also note for fairness they include the 'scientific' prediction of 4,500,000,000 AD (Red Giant sun engulfs the cinder that was earth).

[CougarGA7]

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Didn't see this coming. ;) When does the Mayan calender end again?

[sully777]

Homer sez, "Mmmmmm, mooolatte."

D'oh! Wrong Homer!

[conservativepoet]

I see...and to think I was just about to miss it...shazzam. LOL!!!!

[RightWhale]

Art Bell was talking about these prophets a little over the weekend on the Art Bell Show. He gets 500-5000 emails a day and probably 50 of them predict total world disaster any given day. Sooner or later one of them will be right, or maybe not. But, if one of them is right, he won't be remembered if the world will be gone, so there is little point to making these predictions.

[kimmie7]

bttt

I've had about 3 of these flyers on my car. Never did see the person who left them. I'd love to, though, when I have time to take them and my Bible and head to a coffee shop.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Are we supposed to bring out our dead?

[kimmie7]

Only if Shaq comes by ringing a bell...

[CougarGA7]

If you have any. You really shouldn't leave them lying around. I'll go find the guy with the cart.

Oh, and have your ninepence ready. He cant make change.