"Time Line" (test model only)

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[Ken H]

This thread is to serve as a file for the known information on the time line, and for adding new information as it becomes available. Please include link to source of your information.

[Ken H]

This thread is actually NOT for the above. It's a rough draft.

[Ken H]

If the thread becomes full and cumbersome, the information could simply be sorted out and reorganized into a new file with the same title, and this one deleted.

[HAL9000]

Okay, let's get started.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Link to source

[TexasNative2000]

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

[martin_fierro]

NO

NO

NO

In the beginning there were TWO TIIIIINY AMOEBAS......

< /crevo thread hijack >

[Rte66]

... in the primordial ooze that is no longer considered petroleum-bearing ...

[Khurkris]

...And then, mankind discovered....BEER!...

[tioga]

-then someone went and invented light beer and ruined everything.

[mdittmar]

[Ken H]

You would have saved yourself a lot of trouble if you had put this in the body of the thread before you hit "post":

Go to this link before you do anything else, otherwise this will make no sense

[JennysCool]

[Khurkris]

That didn't happen unti the 'Disco 70's!'

[tioga]

-and a dang shame it was, too.

[piasa]

I think Mankind had to discover boobs, sin, fire, hunting/gathering, fermented berries, fermented mare's milk and agriculture before beer. I think even the discovery of moose, cheese and showers preceded the momentous discovery of beer.

Maple flavored flapjack bunnies and beeber dams, on the other hand, are a more recent discovery, after which stuned beeber recipes abounded and somewhere, a deeply saddened Tom Daschle came into the picture. But maybe that didn't occur until hhe was brutally sporked by the axis of weasels.

[stainlessbanner]

Strangely I feel like I've been here before.

[TexasNative2000]

Now, now, now. We all make mistakes.

Remember; It's not how many times you fall down that counts - it's how many times you get up.

[ChadGore]

[Ken H]

Always click on your links before you post. Try this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1694252/posts?page=514#514

Would someone start posting profanities so I don't have to humiliate myself by asking the mod to pull thread.

[Ken H]

Okay, let's get started.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

oh man. I'm not going to read the rest.

MODERATOR!!!!