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To: fruitarian108
I love Robert Frost.
Dostoevsky has some anti-tree-cutting stories in his "for children"'s works that you'd love.
For the record, I love the smell of freshly cut grass. But just in patches. I also love meadows. (But I hate all biting, stinging bugs. Dilemma.)
330 posted on
07/25/2006 10:12:02 AM PDT by
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
To: fruitarian108
These are classic... 17. PREVENTION OF GUN ACCIDENTS
There has been at least one shooting
caused by an irate reaction to
the noise of the lawnmower.
(Above are reasons 19 through 36)
18. PREVENTION OF MENTAL ILLNESS
Is it a form of control freakdom
to want to mow down what God
greengrows?
19. PREVENTION OF NEIGHBOR FIGHTS
Countless fights have been caused when someone's mower cuts down
his neighbor's flowers or shrubs.
21. BOREDOM Lawns are boring.
...and where you officiallyofficially lost me.
333 posted on
07/25/2006 10:16:21 AM PDT by
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
To: fruitarian108
338 posted on
07/25/2006 10:23:18 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
[lyrics from a anti-Republican Vietnam vet]
Hitler Was A Vegetarian
by Joel Mabus
(1988)
...Remember when you told me we were what we ate?
Well, I've thought about that, darlin', and I'd rather be an animal
than slowly vegetate.
So next time you skin potatoes and you gouge their little eyes,
Remember this before you start to sermonize:
Hitler was a vegetarian, don't you know? ...
358 posted on
07/25/2006 11:04:47 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: fruitarian108
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. I want to kill them. I want them to suffer and to die. And then I want to eat them.
You, however, are a certifiable kookburger, LOL!
375 posted on
07/25/2006 2:18:21 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: fruitarian108; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Do you like kitties?
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
382 posted on
07/25/2006 4:10:34 PM PDT by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: fruitarian108
That was one of the SLOWEST Zots I have ever seen (no offense to the AM). I was going to register IB4TZ, but mine was post #166, so I figured the mods were going to let it go...
383 posted on
07/25/2006 4:12:29 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
To: fruitarian108
Save grass, roll your mower over a liberal
386 posted on
07/25/2006 4:17:24 PM PDT by
MadLibDisease
(Cease fire? Firing will cease when enough of hezboallah are wounded or dead and burning in hell)
To: fruitarian108
I'm with you - mowed grass is butt-ugly. Fortunately I have neighbors who agree with me so we have lots of wild turkeys around to eat thanks to the cover we provide by not mowing ['cept once a year to keep the meadows open], while all my neighbors with mowed grass must sneak over here to try to poach and risk getting shot for their efforts... ;-D
393 posted on
07/25/2006 4:31:04 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: fruitarian108
394 posted on
07/25/2006 4:54:14 PM PDT by
eyespysomething
(How do I set a laser printer to stun?)
To: fruitarian108
NUTS FROM SPACE
396 posted on
07/25/2006 5:11:12 PM PDT by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: fruitarian108
What kind of grass are you smoking
398 posted on
07/25/2006 5:19:12 PM PDT by
vigilante2
(Thank You Veterans)
To: fruitarian108
Wait a second...I hate mowing!
Still, I hope you don't mind a little electricity...hold still...
403 posted on
07/25/2006 7:44:05 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: sionnsar
I know it's a bit early, but might I recommend this thread for the next rotation...8^)
405 posted on
07/25/2006 9:34:49 PM PDT by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: fruitarian108
Fruitarian the fruit-loop.
C-YA
409 posted on
07/26/2006 6:42:09 AM PDT by
roaddog727
(Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
To: Alex Murphy
We need trillions of trees.. new trees.Pray for the coming of Global Warming, children.
417 posted on
08/01/2006 2:39:03 PM PDT by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: fruitarian108
418 posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:00 PM PDT by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
To: fruitarian108
419 posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:01 PM PDT by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
To: fruitarian108
420 posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:02 PM PDT by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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