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1 posted on 07/25/2006 6:58:46 AM PDT by fruitarian108
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To: fruitarian108

I'm dizzy.


2 posted on 07/25/2006 7:00:21 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ("All that hath life and breath, come now with praises before Him.")
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To: fruitarian108

Are you a fruitarian, or just a fruit?

Plant rights? LOLOL


3 posted on 07/25/2006 7:00:41 AM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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OK this is just plain funny and that's just the first sentence.


4 posted on 07/25/2006 7:00:48 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: fruitarian108

I'd like to put Ron Howard through a woodchipper.


5 posted on 07/25/2006 7:01:43 AM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: dighton; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim

Hurry!


6 posted on 07/25/2006 7:01:59 AM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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This is a parody, isn't it? Hysterical!


9 posted on 07/25/2006 7:02:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... it's as good as I anticipated!)
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One really, really good reason to keep mowing that outweighs all of the reasons to stop: Being able to see poisonous snakes before you step on them.


15 posted on 07/25/2006 7:05:12 AM PDT by MortMan (There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those that understand binary and those that don't!)
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I think you just want to rationalize your foot high grass.

The neighbors are probably pretty ticked at you.

18 posted on 07/25/2006 7:06:07 AM PDT by toast
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Why don't you just live in an apartment? No grass, no mowing.


25 posted on 07/25/2006 7:11:58 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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Art Buchwald: People shouldn't be judged by the length of their grass.

Tell that to the people of Ohio.

30 posted on 07/25/2006 7:15:44 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: fruitarian108

buh-bye...


31 posted on 07/25/2006 7:15:49 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: fruitarian108

Plants' rights?

You must have the IQ of a cucumber.


35 posted on 07/25/2006 7:17:44 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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The P.A.E.F (People against eating fruits would like a word with you)

You abuser! Those POOR apples and grapes! How can you be so EVIL?


39 posted on 07/25/2006 7:19:34 AM PDT by listenhillary (Only the stupidest of animals fouls it's own nest - Democrats provide a fine example of this)
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IBTZ.

Vegetables are what food eats.

44 posted on 07/25/2006 7:21:17 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (All Marines can throw a grenade. The really, really good ones can throw a slider with one.)
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IBTZ! I love making pretty designs in my yard with my Simplicity riding mower. I also loving killing saplings and hearing their screams as the blade chops them down.


45 posted on 07/25/2006 7:21:23 AM PDT by Solson (magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
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What a waste of time.

Go to a forum where you matter.


48 posted on 07/25/2006 7:22:56 AM PDT by subterfuge (Call me a Jingoist, I don't care...)
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Please download with 100% cotton, rice, recycled, or scrap paper

How does one download with paper?

Do I really want to know . . . or am I about to be sorry I asked?
49 posted on 07/25/2006 7:23:31 AM PDT by Xenalyte (freeing my inner Charo)
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On closer reading, my first question is WTF?


52 posted on 07/25/2006 7:24:33 AM PDT by Xenalyte (freeing my inner Charo)
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So does that mean we shouldn't eat plants either? I mean if mowing is wrong, then what about corn, which is a grass, or wheat, oats and barley? We cannot eat these plants without harming them.

Are humans just supposed to collectively die?

First, no meat, now no plants.

What about those animals that eat the grasss. Are we supposed to stop them? Even grubs?

60 posted on 07/25/2006 7:26:17 AM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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"Ask your doctor to see if Lithium™ is right for you."
64 posted on 07/25/2006 7:27:51 AM PDT by dread78645 (Evolution. A doomed theory since 1859.)
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