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52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)
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Posted on 07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT by fruitarian108
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To: dighton; Lazamataz
Your posts Lazamataz, indicate that you have a lot of violent thoughts.I finally find someone to agree with me, and it's the second coming of palo_verde.
*sigh*
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:30:36 AM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
To: dighton
This is even funnier than fruitarian's other post in the Religion forum.
To: AnnaZ; Lazamataz
it's the second coming of palo_verde.Her second coming was a wicked parody called PolyVinyl.
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:33:56 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: dashing doofus
The tree is giving me the silent treatment. Can I assume this constitutes consent? You've apparently hurt it's feelings by taking it's fruit without permission. I suggest tree counceling ASAP!
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:36:11 AM PDT
by
jellybean
(Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
And in the end "the fruit didn't fall far from the tree". I wonder if it ever occurred to her that, when you eat soybeans, you're actually eating the seed of the bean plants.
She is, in fact, consuming aborted bean plants!
Eeeww!
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:36:38 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
("Conscience is the most sacred of all property" -- James Madison, National Gazette, March 29, 1792)
To: dighton
LOL!! How'd I miss it?!
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:38:31 AM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
To: jellybean
"I suggest tree counceling ASAP!"
For me, the tree, or the former Freeper known as Frutopian (or whatever)?
I seriously think that I am incorrigible, and the counselsing would be wasted on me. Just last weekened, I moved the lawn using a gas powered riding mower, then weed whacked, then used my leaf blower. I then consumed several bottles of beer, made from oats, grains, hops and other grasses. We had a salad (and steak) for dinner. We may have even had some POTATO(e) SALAD. I just can't remember after the orgy of violence...
(I also changed the propane tank on my mosquito killer, which operates by emitting CO2 and sucking the critters into a net, where they die.)
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:44:01 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: fruitarian108
Aw, heck. Once again working made me miss a good Zot thread. I figure it this way - the deer eat my garden, I eat the deer. Everybody wins. Eating is consuming life, and you're fooling yourself if you think that eating fruit is any more moral than eating your little brother. Well, maybe a little more. Unless he's as obnoxious as you are, then it'd be OK.
To: SunkenCiv
"C'mon now, the poster has been a member since *yesterday*." That must be why she was able to post that dribble for so long, seniority!
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:44:42 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: dashing doofus
"I just can't remember after the orgy of violence..."Best laugh I've had all day.
Sounds like the same weekend I had, surprised my father hasn't mentioned my "Condition" having been a corrections officer for 26 years you'd think he would have spotted it by now.
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posted on
07/25/2006 10:51:25 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Arrowhead1952
"Gone to the troll graveyard now."I've got to locate a Dr. McCoy photo.
352
posted on
07/25/2006 10:55:16 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: #1CTYankee
Thanx. (And thanx to your dad for doing a job most of us could not handle).
To: #1CTYankee
"Gonna Zot, Gonna Zot, All Around the Clock Tonight!"
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posted on
07/25/2006 11:01:02 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Petronski; fruitarian108
How funny, all the canards.
I'm not an antisemite, Arabs are semites.
The Jews are Nazis.
They run concentration camps.
Israel is run by a junta.
The most nonsensical, Israel bombs babies.
Nonsense, you can't collect the blood when you bomb them.
Congratulations on your conversion.
355
posted on
07/25/2006 11:01:16 AM PDT
by
SJackson
(The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do!)
To: fruitarian108
356
posted on
07/25/2006 11:02:28 AM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(You've been Zarqed !)
To: darkwing104
357
posted on
07/25/2006 11:03:08 AM PDT
by
darkangel82
(Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
[lyrics from a anti-Republican Vietnam vet]
Hitler Was A Vegetarian
by Joel Mabus
(1988)
...Remember when you told me we were what we ate?
Well, I've thought about that, darlin', and I'd rather be an animal
than slowly vegetate.
So next time you skin potatoes and you gouge their little eyes,
Remember this before you start to sermonize:
Hitler was a vegetarian, don't you know? ...
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posted on
07/25/2006 11:04:47 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Military family member
The term antisemite, Antisemitische was coined by a German political leader in the late 1870s, used as the name of his political party, Antisemitische Volkspartei. Later picked up by others in the European political realm. It referred to the hatred of Jews, and had no connection to racial semites at all.
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posted on
07/25/2006 11:05:09 AM PDT
by
SJackson
(The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I was wondering when you were going to show up. My only regret is I had to actually go do some work. This thread is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
This gal is nuttier than a fruitcake.
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posted on
07/25/2006 11:05:16 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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