52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition

[SJackson]

Hey, look behind you, it's a Jooooooooo!

Probably behind a tree.

[Zeppelin]

I'm not avegetarian because I love animals...I'm a vegetarian because I hate planes!

(by the way, I'm not really a vegetarian...)

[hellinahandcart]

Ooo, a link to Michael Rivero.

That'll help your case.

[hellinahandcart]

If you read the article too fast (or gave up halfway though), you probably missed this:

* Edward G Bulwer-Lytton: "Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem."

[dighton]

Suffer not the shears to bite,
On any dark and stormy night.

[CougarGA7]

Naught ye home be a dreary place
Lighten with flowers cut in a vase.

[Osage Orange]

You are partially right.

Story of my life.....

I'm a mo fo. :)

I'm a charter member.....

[Tijeras_Slim]

Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom!

[Petronski]

Congratulations on your conversion.

Heh heh heh. Thanks!

[nina0113]

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree
In fact unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash

[Not A Snowbird]

This place has possibilities for the August Chronicles. Just the right mix of moonbattery and playful banter.

[Not A Snowbird]

DaVinci was a fruitarian

Well, and he's not alive, is he? See, being a fruitarian killed him.

[stands2reason]

The fruits you eat scream while you are chomping on them, but you can't hear them, can you?

Evil Fruit Eater!!!

[stands2reason]

You mean, during the Clinton regime?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. I want to kill them. I want them to suffer and to die. And then I want to eat them.

You, however, are a certifiable kookburger, LOL!

[AnnaZ]

See how I was so easily fooled?..

Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 024 ^

Posted by palo verde to All On General/Chat ^ 09/09/2002 9:22:53 AM CDT · 38 of 1,045 ^ we have had drenching downpours for past 3 days so desert is like a forest now green grows everywhere the vegetation is in bliss wild morning glories are growing in my easement Love, Palo Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies

[stands2reason]

Doofus, there is no God in Buddhism.

[sionnsar]

This place has possibilities for the August Chronicles. Just the right mix of moonbattery and playful banter.

Definitely.

[stands2reason]

That's it! You had to laugh three times at what Laz wrote, now I have to know what that pulled post was!

FR me with the details!

[stands2reason]

Quotes Peter Singer, links to Rivero and Rachel Corrie.

What a F***head.