Fairway to Heaven (Song Parody)

FAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
Words and Music to Stairway to Heaven by Robert Plant and Jimmy Page
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
AKA Ed Zeppelin

There's a lady who's sure all that’s green is fresh grass.
And she's playing a fairway to heaven.
When she gets to the course, if the tee times are closed
With a word she can get her a foursome.
Ooh, ooh, and she's playing a fairway to heaven.

There's a twist in the putt but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes greens have two leanings.
In a hole at the pin, there's no lip that dips in,
Oft times some of our putts are forgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I stare from the trap,
And my stomach is crying for heaving.
In my dreams I have seen long straight drives off the tees,
And the voices of those who standing gawking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered, not sass, if we all take his class
Then the house Pro will lead us to reason.
And a low score will dawn for those who drive long
And the clubhouse will echo with laughter.

If you’ve hook shot in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a chip shot to the apron.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to charge your golf cart.
And it makes me wonder.

Your phone is ringing and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The foursome’s calling you to join them,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your fairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we walk on down the course,
Our score is taller than our soul.
There strides a lady we all know
Who swings quite light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you practice very hard
Scratch par will come to you at last.
*Anise

Good work. Here is my Hillary version --

(scary reprise) DFU SONG: Stairway to Heaven (very, very scary Hillary plan)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/12/2003 10:02:31 AM PST by doug from upland

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - version No. 5 (although others may appeal to you more)

(Long intro)

She is evil and cold…she seeks power and gold
And she swears she’ll be back in the White House
She makes plans every day…her dream won’t go away
And she swears she’ll be back in the White House

She was sent straight here from hell…and she swears that she will be back in the White House

There’s a sign on her wall…that says “Freedom Must Fall”
It is clear that it has just one meaning
Children walk by a brook…who do not know she’s a crook
And that she’s spent her whole lifetime scheming

Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened

It’s the sign of the beast…as we look to the East
For this nation our hearts have been grieving
With notorious deeds…she’ll do all that she needs
She’s perfected the art of deceiving

Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened

And the rumor is soon…she’ll be playing her tune
As a piper she’ll have the RATS follow
She has masked what is true…what she tells them, they’ll do
Propaganda they easily swallow

If you’re dare questioning the motives of true believers
They all will say that you are hateful
‘Cause everything that she is doing is for the children
Understand, you should be grateful

Ooh, you should be frightened

Your head is spinning and it won’t stop…what is this evil?
The scene has almost become ghoulish
The left succeeded and dumbed down the whole population
She is the hope for all the foolish

And as her plan moved down the road…out of the shadows Satan strode
She’s been his tool all along…we soon will hear his fiery song
She played the victim and the wife…to Satan she has pledged her life
Great power’s always been her goal…to get it she gave up her soul
It’s time to all drop down and prayyyyyyyyyyy…pray…pray

Because Hillary swears she’ll get back to…the White House

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THE ORIGINAL - Stairway To Heaven

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

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