Village People Cop To Be On 'America's Most Wanted'

Bay City News via KTVU ^ | 4:00 pm PST December 22, 2005 | Bay City News

[King Prout]

oh, you saw it too ;)

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Your knowledge of the Village People is beginning to scare me. :P

[King Prout]

the gauge system is an inverse measure.
a 10ga is larger than a 12ga which is larger than a 20ga

# in gauge used to mean the number of rounds it required to add up to one pound of projectile or shot.

a ".45-gauge" (that is POINT-45-gauge) would come out at 2.222222lbs or about one kilogram of shot.

I think thewre used to be little mortars called "punt guns" used to blow whole flocks of birds out of the air which could have been called ".45-gauge" (though in reality sub-1ga cannon were given multiple-zero gauge designations... 00, 000, etc IIRC)

[TEEHEE]

If this guy is one of the original Village People, it's amazing that he's even alive.

[Richard Kimball]

Maybe it was just a 12 caliber.

[Nasty McPhilthy]

http://www.pottymouth.org/humor/shinola.html

[King Prout]

"repels aliens"

roflmao

[beaver fever]

I got all my information here from other posters.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

FReeper University.

[rolling_stone]

So what caliber of mild steel will a .45 gauge handgun penetrate?

[King Prout]

speaking of which, someone ought to send the writer of this piece of scrofulous ignorance a link to this very thread, so that he may see how easily ignorance can be cured and by how many.

[King Prout]

would that be mild cold-roll, mild hot-roll, or spicy croissant-roll steel?

[JennysCool]

He was mighty pissed when he found out but he couldn't get out of the contract.

Betcha he was thanking the Great Spirit plenty when that "YMCA" check arrived.

[beaver fever]

I'm thinking he got wise when he looked out in the audience and asked,

"Where are all the chicks? Hey buddy. You in the first row. Haven't you ever seen a well hung Indian before. You racist POS!!!!!!"

[JennysCool]

After which he was probably stunned by the sheer number of cops, cowboys, indians and construction workers in just the first two rows!

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

speaking of which, someone ought to send the writer of this piece of scrofulous ignorance a link to this very thread, so that he may see how easily ignorance can be cured and by how many.

He's from San Fran. It's probably hopeless and futile, but knock yourself out, if you like.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[beaver fever]

What's really weird is that he was probably more afraid of the Indians than the Cops.

"My God that guy in the second row is wearing the same medicine bag as me. In fact he's staring at my medicine bag. At least, I think he's staring at my medicine bag. I hope he's staring at the right bag. Where's the fire exit? Security!! Security!!"

[Bonaparte]

"...and a loaded .45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun..."

Hmm, never heard of that one.

[Larry Lucido]

I think he meant milled, rolled, stamped, then baked to a golden, crispy crust.