Posted on 11/03/2005 5:52:07 PM PST by Drew68
NEW YORK - The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast. A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.
Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.
"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."
Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' "Milkshake," Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. "People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.
Tabloids might remark that their photographers are actually focused on his pop star wife. Before meeting Spears, Federline's career was mostly limited to backup dancing. The couple wed last year and had a son in September.
Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline's album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."
I'm pretty sure I already know how it sounds.
D'oh!!
Looks like you posted just a second before I did.
Jeez! You mean this tripe got posted twice?!?!? As soon as I hit the "post" button I was overcome with a feeling of, "Why did I bother?"
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=box&p=kfedsong.shtml
K-Fed Has no talent, either
KFed has no money
11.02.2005:12:08
The rumor has been around for a few weeks now that Britney Spears is getting very tired of watching husband Kevin Federline piss away all of her money, most recently on things like the construction of a multimillion-dollar dance school he's building with Michael Jackson's father, Joe. Some are even saying that the checkbook is now in the hands of Britneys mom, who is not about to let Kevin spend all of her daughters money.
So with that in mind, please enjoy these pictures of Kevin Federline having his credit card rejected three nights ago at a Blockbuster and an ATM. Pictured: KFed all baggy and empty handed, disappointed that he can't watch Batman. Not Pictured: his ensuing clumsy and poorly worded tirade with Britney, where the phrase "they was all clownin me B" was heard a record 18,000 times.
Hey, read this:
"MSNBC reported yesterday that Britney Spears was less than charitable when husband Kevin Federline brought home some music he’d recorded and played it for her. His attempts were allegedly...
“greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed. She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky. Kevin looked really hurt.”
This during a time when the new parents are said to be going through an extended rough patch."
Ha ha ha...I can't help it, it's so pitiful it's funny.
Oh that's just terrible! Now I'm laughing too much. Or as my Ukrainian fiance would say, "Now I'm laughing three much!"
Thanks. I think.
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