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Posted on 10/28/2005 8:03:23 PM PDT by M203M4
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To: The Phantom FReeper
Have you ever tried Allure by Chanel? I've bought it in the past. It's okay. A little too sweet smelling for me .
For now I only wear the two I mentioned in my previous post. However, I'd like to try Chance sometime.
To: M203M4; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
So, how does that shoe leather taste?
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posted on
10/28/2005 10:12:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Texas State Motto: "Regular or Extra-Crispy?")
To: M203M4
Look on the bright side: this is the LAST time you'll be asked this....by THIS wife, anyway ;)
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posted on
10/28/2005 10:13:25 PM PDT
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: M203M4
Thanks for the laugh... if your wifey reads this, reminder her all of us guys have said a dumb one every now and then.
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posted on
10/28/2005 10:23:11 PM PDT
by
LowOiL
("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" -Benjamin Rush)
To: M203M4
My best friend in high school had a sister who was very heavy. She used to come out of her room in some outfit and ask us the "Does this make me look fat"?
There was always only one answer to that question, but I never had the heart to tell her the truth.
Ladies, don't ask!! Just look in the mirror and use your own judgement.
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posted on
10/28/2005 10:24:17 PM PDT
by
lawnguy
(It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
To: scott7278
LOL, Scott, I don't want to hijack the singles thread; this is what occasionally happens when a person gets married.
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posted on
10/28/2005 10:26:38 PM PDT
by
LucyT
(It's too late. We've lost our country; we just haven't realized it, yet.)
To: Lazamataz
Sorry, I only court people who don't like me.
To: M203M4
Your wife was looking for a bit of reassurance and attention from you and you blew it to crack a joke?
Would you want her to make fun of the size of your male apparatus or longevity the next time you need some reassurance?
Go apologize. Big time.
To: M203M4
Remember sleeping on the couch is just indoor camping!
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posted on
10/29/2005 12:28:00 AM PDT
by
SFC Chromey
(We are at war with Islamofascism)
To: Aggie Mama
Would you want her to make fun of the size of your male apparatus or longevity the next time you need some reassurance?
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Don't all women do that already??? lol
Funy thing is my wife is faster than I am :)
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posted on
10/29/2005 12:34:25 AM PDT
by
SFC Chromey
(We are at war with Islamofascism)
To: M203M4; Darksheare
DOOOOOMED!
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posted on
10/29/2005 4:49:15 AM PDT
by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: M203M4
I suggest this make up gift:
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posted on
10/29/2005 4:58:57 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: M203M4
Good morning. How did you sleep?
To: M203M4
Hope you slithered off the couch this morning and made your wife some coffee.....Oh, and maybe some flowers for good measure! :o)
MM
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posted on
10/29/2005 6:06:42 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: Larry Lucido
Larry sweetie....
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posted on
10/29/2005 6:54:59 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
To: Larry Lucido; All
24 hour supermarket. Picked up some flowers. Got back, rifled through the Victoria Secret to find the woman with the 'best' abs (hey, I had a good reason to rifle through it!), and told the wife (aww, she waited for me to get back from picking up 'a few things from the supermarket' to go to bed) that she must have meant those abs and I was sorry for not even looking and then making a stupid joke.
That, with the flowers, was enough to make sure that neither of us went to bed angry (hasn't happened yet, I think at least...). But she did grab a fist full of my side fat and squeezed it, saying, "you're one to talk anyway, mister."
The moral of the story: this wouldn't have been possible if I was not ignoring her in the first place. That and an ounce of thinking is worth a pound of flowers.
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posted on
10/29/2005 7:15:07 AM PDT
by
M203M4
To: M203M4
The moral of the story: this wouldn't have been possible if I was not ignoring her in the first place. That and an ounce of thinking is worth a pound of flowers. Good thing neither of you went to bed angry, it can make for a very restless night when things are unsettled between a spouses.
Giving your wife flowers was a sweet gesture to show you cared and you were sorry.
Just don't be a meathead again! :)
To: PaulaB
To: M203M4; MotleyGirl70; PaulaB
Yea, yea. Did ya get any? Make up sex is where it's at.
To: M203M4
Well done! You've redeemed yourself! :-)
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posted on
10/29/2005 11:02:13 AM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children. Proverbs 13:22)
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