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Lovely Rita Hurricane (VANITY ALERT)
My Own Sad Little Brain | 09/22/05 | Oberon

Posted on 09/22/2005 7:06:49 AM PDT by Oberon

Aaaahhh...

Lovely Rita hurricane
Lovely Rita hurricane

Lovely Rita hurricane
Look at the Gulf between us
Come to my aid and kindly fade away
Listen to the frightened shrimpers
Making little frightened whimpers
Looking for a harbor where they can be saved
Your whitecaps are running higher
See the fear that you inspire
You were once a warm little tropical storm

Lovely Rita hurricane
May I inquire discreetly (Lovely Rita)
Would you refrain from dumping rain on me? (Lovely Rita, storm, ah)
Rita!

Finally got my windows boarded
Gasoline and water hoarded
Thought I maybe could be crazy and stay
Now I wait and watch the weather
The neighborhood has pulled together
Waiting and watching to see what we'll do

Oh, lovely Rita hurricane
I could so do without you
The mudflats stink and make me think of you (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Lovely Rita hurricane, Rita hurricane (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Oh Lovely Rita hurry hurricane (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Ah da, ah da (Lovely Rita hurricane)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: badlyrics; beatles; filk; george; hurricane; hurricanerita; itaintnewseither; john; lyrics; paul; ringo; rita
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Okay, so it ain't "Imagine."
1 posted on 09/22/2005 7:06:52 AM PDT by Oberon
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To: Oberon

I like it!
Much better than some song parodies I've seen here.


2 posted on 09/22/2005 7:08:16 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

CD, did Floyd flood you out? We were high and (relatively) dry over here on Avent street, but two blocks over folks were getting rescued by boat.


3 posted on 09/22/2005 7:11:57 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon; doug from upland

Gotta Midi?..........


4 posted on 09/22/2005 7:18:46 AM PDT by Red Badger (Don't ever forget, Jimmy Carter can run for president AGAIN!.......)
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To: pissant; najida; teenyelliott; Dashing Dasher

General goofiness ping.


5 posted on 09/22/2005 7:19:47 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

Well, the song has been going around in my head of late. Nice to have some more appropriate lyrics. "Fixing a Hole (Where the Rain Gets In)" also comes to mind.


6 posted on 09/22/2005 7:20:05 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (Meadows Place, TX- just S of 59 & the Beltway....)
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To: Red Badger

"Not I," said the dog.


7 posted on 09/22/2005 7:20:22 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Sans-Culotte
Well, the song has been going around in my head of late.

Good. I knew I couldn't have been the only one!

8 posted on 09/22/2005 7:22:14 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

Step away from your brain.


9 posted on 09/22/2005 7:23:24 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Oberon; doug from upland

I applaud you. You are DFU's protege!


10 posted on 09/22/2005 7:23:56 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Oberon

Here, I found one.........


http://members.tripod.com/Kerchee/Pepper/rita.mid


11 posted on 09/22/2005 7:24:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (Don't ever forget, Jimmy Carter can run for president AGAIN!.......)
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To: pissant; doug from upland
I applaud you. You are DFU's protege!

Not sure what he'd think of that...

12 posted on 09/22/2005 7:27:11 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon
"Rita's as big as the state of Texas"...

13 posted on 09/22/2005 7:27:44 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: Oberon; doug from upland

As long as you don't start getting too chummy with Sean Hannity and Hugh Hewitt, DFU may let you slide! ;o)


14 posted on 09/22/2005 7:28:31 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Sans-Culotte

How about "They Call The Wind Maria..."


15 posted on 09/22/2005 7:28:59 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: ErnBatavia

I think Rita is a cutey!


16 posted on 09/22/2005 7:29:39 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Tennessee_Bob
How about "They Call The Wind Maria..."

The only way I want to call this wind is long-distance!

17 posted on 09/22/2005 7:31:42 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon
Creative lyrics. Did I hear an "IMAGINE" request? From the archives ---

MIDI - IMAGINE

Imagine no Sarandon…and no Martin Sheen
Farrell's aborted…Assner remains unseen

Imagine all these a-hoes…just going away

(I can dream)

There is no Sean Penn preaching…and Jessica Lange croaked
We won't have to hear Baldwin…Clooney's a washed-up joke

Imagine all these a-hoes…just going away

You might tell me….DFU, you're too much of a dreamer
But, oh, that world would be great
Perhaps at least we could go and gag them all
That's a FReep we would love to celebrate

Imagine Barbra Streisand…keeping her big nose
Out of our leaders' war plans…'cause those guys are pros

Imagine all these a-hoes…just going away

You might tell me….DFU, you're too much of a dreamer
But, oh, that world would be great
Perhaps at least we could go and gag them all
That's a FReep we would love to celebrate

18 posted on 09/22/2005 7:35:31 AM PDT by doug from upland (Doug from Upland - FR troublemaker since 5/97)
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To: Oberon

No, it didn't.
I live in Edgecombe County, approx. 1/2 mile south of the Tar River.

Our side of the river is at a higher elevation than the N side, which got clobbered.

However, due to the proximity of the creeks, we were on a virtual island for days.
No houses close by (within ~1 mile) on our side of the river got flooded, so my friend & I helped out by cutting fallen trees, etc.


19 posted on 09/22/2005 7:39:16 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Oberon

Ok, help me here,
What is the tune of this song (OK, so I don't know...shoot me!)


20 posted on 09/22/2005 7:46:50 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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