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***Official Friday Silliness Thread***
do not click this ^ | 09/09/2005 | *shrugs*

Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton

w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?





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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; missyouthag; ofst; qwerty; tgif
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To: Hushpuppie

Ping


301 posted on 09/09/2005 4:45:33 PM PDT by Colonial Warrior ("Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive.")
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To: Izzy Dunne
Holy Mother of Pearl!

Please tell me that is a joke ad.

302 posted on 09/09/2005 4:46:57 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Vote for the Constipation Party! They will never pass anything)
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To: Hushpuppie; Smartass

This shouldn't be funny....

303 posted on 09/09/2005 4:50:43 PM PDT by Colonial Warrior ("Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive.")
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To: Colonial Warrior
LOL, Governmental, nepotistic, clones.

"Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"..."Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"..."Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"..."Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"..."Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"..."Your question will be answered, please go to the next window"...
304 posted on 09/09/2005 4:59:45 PM PDT by Smartass (Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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To: feinswinesuksass

WRONG... SO VERY WRONG!!!!

How about the guy in the background?

LOL!!!


305 posted on 09/09/2005 5:06:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: Leapfrog
You Are a Martini

I knew I liked you!

306 posted on 09/09/2005 5:11:30 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: Colonial Warrior
"licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression."

Hey!

307 posted on 09/09/2005 5:17:32 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: pissant

A joke for you ping....


308 posted on 09/09/2005 5:17:47 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
"You Are a Martini"

... and which drink are you?

309 posted on 09/09/2005 5:19:12 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Winner of the ugly viking kitty contest.

310 posted on 09/09/2005 5:20:33 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"The Raider Nation is CRAZY."

How's their bottle-throwing skills?

-Eric

311 posted on 09/09/2005 5:22:41 PM PDT by E Rocc (Anyone who thinks Bush-bashing is banned from FR has never read a Middle East thread.)
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To: Pookyhead

I present an offering of a simple picture of a cute bitch in a thong to the sillyness thread.

312 posted on 09/09/2005 5:30:26 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: Leapfrog; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; BJClinton

I cause that much mayhem with one hand tied behind my back.

Last weekend - I was pranking EVERYONE!

One guy gets about 10 phone calls/hour for his porta-john business. We started coming up with slogans... like "we're #1 in the #2 business". He doesn't think we're funny. Pfft!

So, I had his phone # - blocked my cell # and called him EVERY SINGLE TIME he:
1. walked away from his phone
2. fell asleep
3. had his arms filled with a ton of things
4. started talking to a pretty girl
5. etc.

I called him 37 times per day. As soon as he RAN to the phone - I'd hang up. The best part is EVERYONE was in on it - but him!

;-)

Mayhem is my business!


313 posted on 09/09/2005 5:31:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: Auntbee


314 posted on 09/09/2005 5:42:53 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: JimWforBush; r-q-tek86

I was at the airport all day changing my oil, spark plugs, and testing some new things.

I leave tomorrow for the "BIG RACE".

Sorry it was dull without me!


315 posted on 09/09/2005 5:44:44 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

... BOFH...

316 posted on 09/09/2005 6:00:54 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Good luck on your race!


317 posted on 09/09/2005 6:10:07 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

the background guy is great...oblivious.


318 posted on 09/09/2005 6:13:38 PM PDT by Feiny (I am not mean. You're just a sissy.)
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To: TheresaKett
Hair removal 101...God love the woman who shared this ...

I laughed so hard!

319 posted on 09/09/2005 7:03:27 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Holy Mother of Pearl!
Please tell me that is a joke ad."

LOL!

But really, I have heard of this. I know in the mid 1950's this was used by women.
320 posted on 09/09/2005 7:24:13 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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