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Katie Holmes Converting to Scientology
Yahoo News ^ | 6/13/2005 | Yahoo News

Posted on 06/13/2005 10:45:44 AM PDT by Mike Bates

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To: Mike Bates

No kidding. When I was stationed in Las Vegas, there was one particular religion that would make the rounds on Saturday handing out literature. My roommate and I would look through the peephole, see some old woman or a male out there and would just ignore the knocks.

One Saturday, there's a soft knock at the door and looking through the peephole, there's a very attractive young woman. We both open the door, and she says "Good morning, would you like a copy of "Name of Magazine here?"

It's just not fair when they cheat like that.


21 posted on 06/13/2005 10:52:42 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (The Crew Chief's Toolbox: A roll around cabinet full of specialists.)
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To: RockinRight

oh my!


22 posted on 06/13/2005 10:52:43 AM PDT by cvq3842
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To: Mike Bates
No More Kissing For Katie

23 posted on 06/13/2005 10:52:59 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger-Eating War Monkey)
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To: Mike Bates

Maybe it is a substitute for his short something or other.


24 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:06 AM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: SIDENET

I already didit. The Worldwide Church of Crappie Fishing.


25 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:08 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: orionblamblam
Such an activity, when caried on for very long periods of time, can cause someone to lose grip on reality a bit.

If he/she had one to begin with.

26 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:09 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: LS

Your wife is more than likely very right.


27 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:23 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA) Wisconsin Hunter Shootings: If you want on/off the WI Hunters ping list, please let me know.)
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To: Mike Bates

Based upon Cruise's other flings, I doubt if this one will last very long... How stupid can these girls be with this guy????


28 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:41 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner ("Si vis pacem para bellum")
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To: Mike Bates

29 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:49 AM PDT by Kokojmudd (Today's Liberal is Tomorrow's Prospective Flying Saucer Abductee)
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To: LS
Ah, yes, Nicole...here's an oldie but goodie


30 posted on 06/13/2005 10:53:57 AM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: Constitution Day

That's it! I am DEFINITELY not converting now. Thanks.


31 posted on 06/13/2005 10:54:02 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates
Some paparazzi somewhere has a bunch of pictures of Tom with a flaming hunk.

This fake romance with Ms. Holmes is damage control, nothing more.

32 posted on 06/13/2005 10:54:38 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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To: Mike Bates

Why do I not care?


33 posted on 06/13/2005 10:55:06 AM PDT by Uncle Hal
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To: Mike Bates
No kidding! *shudders*

Yeah, after seeing that photo again, I have determined those are multiple herpes, not just one herpe.

34 posted on 06/13/2005 10:55:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger-Eating War Monkey)
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To: Constitution Day

Ooh...now she looks like the nerdy chick that was in my Chemistry class in 11th grade...


35 posted on 06/13/2005 10:55:29 AM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: Mike Bates
If I had enough money I would create a "Church of Scientography" and watch who came in the doors. They could color in maps and pictures of Einstein and Edison, read spectroscopy pictures, and recopy scientific papers. It would be fun to see how long it would be before anyone caught on. Give me your child today, and I'll give you back a future Nobel Prize winner before you realize it's a scam.
36 posted on 06/13/2005 10:55:56 AM PDT by x
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To: Mike Bates

More reason for me to dislike northern Ohio. Toledo is just to close to Michigan.


37 posted on 06/13/2005 10:56:36 AM PDT by 80skid
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To: GiveEmDubya
I'll need followers, too.

"We love SIDE-NET!"

38 posted on 06/13/2005 10:57:40 AM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Does "Crappie" refer to a type of fish or the results. If it has to do with results, I should join.


39 posted on 06/13/2005 10:57:57 AM PDT by Busywhiskers (Former Republican since the Great RINO betrayal of 2005.)
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To: Constitution Day

Give the chick a break, she could have had a 100-grit derm abrasion treatment.


40 posted on 06/13/2005 10:58:37 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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