Katie Holmes Converting to Scientology

Yahoo News ^ | 6/13/2005 | Yahoo News

[Redbob]

"Scientology, a religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard..."

...as a joke!

[liberty2004]

Nicole is gorgeous and elegant.

[HereInTheHeartland]

I like to see the aircraft and flying scenes in Topgun, but is there a way to edit out Tom Cruise?

[GSlob]

Well since there be people who are so empty of and by themselves that they would search for and accept external values and interests, not being able to generate their own - they are to be pitied. It is a serious handicap, but I should not give them ideas, or they would demand ADA coverage.

[OKIEDOC]

Why do you want to post this crap and give these cults free advertisement viewed by hundreds of thousands on a daily basis.

What the hell does Shorty Cruiser and this nitwit no morals girlfriend of his know about anything.

You may have guessed it but the spoiled Shorty Cruiser is not my favorite actor.

[Hank Rearden]

Amazing what a little Hollywood makeup, troweled on juuuussst right, can do, huh?

[Mike Bates]

I always liked what Richard Harris said about certain actors:
"They’d go to the opening of an envelope. Any big occasion, they’re always there. Anything for exposure. We can do without them. What I hate about our business today is the elitism. So-called stars ride in private jets and have bodyguards and dietitians and beauticians. Tom Cruise is a midget and he has eight bodyguards, all 6ft 10, which makes him even more diminutive. It’s an absolute joke. Actors are unimportant."

[South40]

On a related note (and one equally as interesting) the paint on my house is almost dry.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

In other news, I have joined the Church of Appliantology.

[My2Cents]

That assumes there's a brain there to wash.

[cripplecreek]

If we ignore these people will they go away?

[PaulaB]

When all the infatuation wears off and the light of day starts filtering in on her brain again...what will she do?

She was raised and graduated from a Catholic school. If I was her mother I would be livid.

When God asks her was it worth it....I hope she has an answer ready though none will be sufficient.

Common knowledge amoung believers in Christ....you must love him more than you love yourself so that when the devil comes a calling (affair with a weirdo) your ready to stand strong.

[L,TOWM]

Did the nerdy chick in your 11th grade chem class come complete with the suppurating pustules, too?

[Mike Bates]

On a related note (and one equally as interesting) the paint on my house is almost dry.

I'll expect to see that reported in all the newspapers, Entertainment Tonight, etc.

[Ladysmith]

Ha! That cold sore will be the cash-cow for $cientology, where she's concerned! Every time it breaks out, Katie will have to fork over more "donations" to help rid her body of those nasty, little thetans. Needless to say, she'll never achieve "clear."

[Constitution Day]

Give the chick a break, she could have had a 100-grit derm abrasion treatment.

At 30000 RPM.

[sandbar]

>>>My wife speculates that this was the biggest factor with Nicole Kidman---she would not put up with a nutball religion.>>>

No speculation there. I read that in a magazine article. She's a nice catholic girl and she couldn't handle the extent he was involved and it bothered her that their children was being exposed to it.

[BurbankKarl]

The Scientologists stole her breasts.

[bubman]

Great album!!

[sandbar]

Well I guess that washes out that other picture of Katie. Eewww.