I loved this one. I almost fell for it. Well, truthfully, I did. LOL. The punch line was a real surprise.
Posted on 05/11/2005 12:07:02 AM PDT by CitizenM
Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the Native American Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Native American issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Native American name Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of "do-do" (you know the word!) --- it can no longer fly.
I loved this one. I almost fell for it. Well, truthfully, I did. LOL. The punch line was a real surprise.
How about Crowing Seagull. As in, she flies in, eats your food, $hits all over you and flies out.
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