[CitizenM]

I loved this one. I almost fell for it. Well, truthfully, I did. LOL. The punch line was a real surprise.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Dila, member of the Weasel family!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

How about Crowing Seagull. As in, she flies in, eats your food, $hits all over you and flies out.