Posted on 03/25/2005 11:23:02 AM PST by Gopher Broke
The Haircut ...
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business and Becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut
sounds about right
Haha! I like that one except it's not realistic. Finding a dozen Democrats willing to get a haircut would be a nightmare -nearly impossible. But if there are that many, no matter where they are they'll come if it's free.
Florests are all Gay liberal democrats but they might send flowers so that point is ok.
...either that, or a dozen thugs from some union there to 'convince' him to stop engaging in 'unfair competition'.
You think THAT'S unrealistic??? How many cops could walk away from a dozen donuts?
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