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Kitty Caption LXXXVII – FR Cat Show, Nominations Open – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
21 February 2005 | PetroniDE

Posted on 02/21/2005 3:35:28 AM PST by PetroniDE

This week was the Westminster Kennel Dog Show. This dog show is so popular, it has higher ratings than hockey (then again, even test patterns out-rate hockey lately). It is time for other four-legged animals (i.e. CATS) to get equal time. As mentioned in the kitty thread last week, it is now time for the:

FIRST ANNUAL FR CAT SHOW !!

Here are the rules regarding categories.

1) Process started with four nominating categories and the first nominee for each category.
2) If you have a competing entry in any category, post the picture and mention what category it applies to.
3) If you want to start a new category, post a picture and mention the new category.
4) There is no limit regarding the number of new categories started.

Here are the rules regarding voting. We will use mostly “democat” voting rules for this contest.

5) You may vote as many times as you wish on any category.
6) Among four-legged creatures, only cats may vote. Dogs are not allowed to vote. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.
7) Polls will be open until next kitty thread posted next week. I will count the votes. There will be no lawsuits, no recounts, and no inspection of automatic voting machines. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.

CATEGORY I – My Nominee for Best Pose.
Courtesy of SlowBoat407

CATEGORY II – My Nominee for Best Feline Poster.
Courtesy of mysto

CATEGORY III – My Nominee for Best Costume.

CATEGORY IV – My Nominee for Best Viking Kitty Picture.
Courtesy of dasangel


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor using less important (but sometimes interesting) issues, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (161 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on 02/21/2005 3:35:30 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 7.62 x 51mm; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; ADemocratNoMore; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; ...
PING…

Don’t like my nominees, choose you own and post them. Winners announced next week.

2 posted on 02/21/2005 3:36:05 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows

3 posted on 02/21/2005 3:37:25 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: PetroniDE

Best troll sniffer outer. I guess it fits into zot category.


4 posted on 02/21/2005 3:39:50 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar
I'd take that pair in a troll firefight any day...

Got Troll?

5 posted on 02/21/2005 3:55:36 AM PST by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: xcamel

Nice...


6 posted on 02/21/2005 3:58:14 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: PetroniDE
I guess the best category for Dulcie would be Viking Kitty - no lightning, but she's real good at chomping on Clinton's crotch with her sharp fangs.


7 posted on 02/21/2005 3:59:30 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: PetroniDE

bump


8 posted on 02/21/2005 4:41:18 AM PST by RippleFire ("It's a joke, son!")
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To: PetroniDE

Most Congenial Kitty

9 posted on 02/21/2005 4:50:32 AM PST by alicewonders
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To: PetroniDE

Sexiest Kitty

10 posted on 02/21/2005 4:56:43 AM PST by alicewonders
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To: PetroniDE

Most Educated Kitty

11 posted on 02/21/2005 5:01:17 AM PST by alicewonders
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To: Allegra
If you are not sure what category, make up your own category.

Here is one for "Best Imitation of the French"


12 posted on 02/21/2005 5:17:15 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE
Here is one for "Best Imitation of the French"

LOL

OK, Dulcie's category is "Best Political Statement."

13 posted on 02/21/2005 5:23:38 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: PetroniDE

Nominating 'Kaylee' in the Viking Kitty category.

14 posted on 02/21/2005 5:29:47 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: PetroniDE
Most colorful kitty.


15 posted on 02/21/2005 5:29:57 AM PST by alnick (Rice 2005: We've only just begun to see what Freedom can achieve.)
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To: PetroniDE

Nominating 'Loki' in the Best Pose category.  She's retired and happy.

16 posted on 02/21/2005 5:32:17 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: PetroniDE

They are all winners!


17 posted on 02/21/2005 5:59:31 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: PetroniDE

Category II gives new meaning to Kitten on the Keyboards.


18 posted on 02/21/2005 6:01:38 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: PetroniDE; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Don’t like my nominees, choose you own and post them.
Winners announced next week.

Fun and games, Kitties! :^D


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


19 posted on 02/21/2005 6:17:27 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
Kitties gone wild!
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Kitty Ping List alert!

[Freepmail me to get on or off the Kitty Ping List.]

20 posted on 02/21/2005 6:31:12 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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