ZOT! TO THE MODERATOR

[Murph22]

I have been BANNED along with the likes of CJR812...Wex606 etc...if you are looking for INFO on them...My EX-Friends Screename (AIM) is WEX812...odd co-incidence and has a house in County Wexford Ireland.

THE ONLY SCREEN NAME I REGOCNIZED IN THAT LIST WAS IRELAND201 AND MURPHY....Obviously...they make sense...Ireland my home country...201 my area code...and Murphy my last name... IM NOT CJR812 CoRoge08 Wexfordboys...NONE OF THEM!!!!

PLEASE stop banning me

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think he'd be happier at this site:

http://www.poguemahone.org/

[Darkwolf377]

Oh, stop being so picky, you're worse than a Star Trek geek. I'm running on no sleep and cough syrup, I can't be expected to perfectly recall lines from Tim ALlen movies. :P

[retrokitten]

My favorite line is when they are trying to get Peter away from the rock monster and Guy says,

"You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

And I just love Alan Rickman.

"By Grabthars hammer....what a savings."

[Lazamataz]

Lie-brals with guns? You're making that up...

Well, yeah.

But at least I'm giving out sound advice!

[No Blue States]

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Strike 3.

[juggernaut]

Bring Out Your Zot.....

[Darksheare]

Every Trolling post you make brings your soul closer to me!

[proud American in Canada]

"In fact made 572 Phonecalls on election day FOR the Republican Comlumn"

From Ireland? You must really admire GW Bush to rack up a phone bill like that on his behalf.

Thanks! /sarcasm

[WestVirginiaRebel]

IT THINKS THAT IF IT USES CAPS IT WILL BE SCARY. Well, Murph:

BOO!!!

[Ryan Spock]

[Bush_Democrat]

OK, this is the last time I'm going to try and explain things to you, you seem not to be able (or willing) to understand what we've been trying to tell you.

1. If it is true that you attend school somewhere, and that other people use the same IP address as you to access the internet who have been banned, it will do you NO GOOD to keep signing up again with different names. The Mods will find and zot you again; they are all-seeing and all-knowing.

2. If this is what your situation is, the ONLY way to safely join up is to go to the home page, and email Jim Robinson, and tell him your situation. I'm sure it would help greatly if you would provide him with all the info you have, school name, etc., so he can see if you are really on the up and up. Ask (politely and in lower case letters) if he could reinstate one and ONLY ONE account for you and allow you to post.

3. If Jim agrees, rest assured that you will be on double-secret probation for a very long time, and had better adhere strictly to the posting guidelines OR ELSE!

4. If you are reinstated, do not, I repeat - DO NOT immediately post a vanity (unsourced non-news item) telling the world that you are here. Find a news item that has been posted that interests you, and post a reply, telling us what you think about it. Do that for a while until you get the hang of it.

5. Remember, everytime you post a vanity, a kitten dies.

That is all.

[Lazamataz]

I just wet my pants.

Wait, I'm not wearing any pants.

[Darkwolf377]

"can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

That and the line from Tony Shaloub, when the ship is under attack and he's calmly reporting on the engine failure, then he turns and says "Group hug!" had me laughing like Howard Dean at an episode of Che Guevera'S Commie Comedy Hour.

[international american]

"In fact made 572 Phonecalls on election day FOR the Republican Comlumn"

You COUNTED????

[RebelBanker]

That's cruel, Laz! Hilarious, but cruel...

[dfwright]

Oh, stop being so picky, you're worse than a Star Trek geek. I'm running on no sleep and cough syrup, I can't be expected to perfectly recall lines from Tim ALlen movies. :P

Actually, you just beat me to the post. I got stuck while the mods were changing the title of thread, and didn't see you posted the same thing already. How about this one...

"They're termites, or dalmations, or something..."

[Tarpaulin]

[Arrowhead1952]

Is There going to be a State of the Union thread tonight...like commenting while its live?

YUP!! Looks like Murph22 won't be posting on it. SOS, ZOTTED again.....

[MEG33]

You should, through private freepmail, have explored this with Jim Robinson previously..He is the owner..FR is a privately owned site..Jim's house, Jim's rules.

Posting a vanity for all to see is a no no..Whining is unattractive...There are other sites you can post on.

[retrokitten]

had me laughing like Howard Dean at an episode of Che Guevera'S Commie Comedy Hour.

LMAO!!!

[Darkwolf377]

"It materialized inside out."

"And exploded."

[sharktrager]

No, if you were one of us you would spell correctly and punctuate.

You must not read many posts here.

[mysto]

5 ZOTS (at least) within 24 hours... you must be a glutton for punishment... well, you asked for it...
ZOT!

[retrokitten]

"Hold please."

[chesley]

I put my troll suit on and go looking for an argument. Where better to get one? But you have to pick your fights and be willing to abandon them.

The point is to see how long it takes before they realize I'm, not one of them. So far, over 2000, considerably over.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"No, if you were one of us you would spell correctly and punctuate."

That is a hugh and series observation.

[dfwright]

"It materialized inside out." "And exploded."

Ok, something is weird here. I had that typed in on my previous post, and decided to change it... LOL!

"That was a hell of a thing!"

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I luvs the kitties...

[WestCoastGal]

ZOT

j/"Bring Out Your Zot....."

you mean the beeber?

How many times do we have to stune these guys? lol

[Coffee_drinker]

In after the Zot but.....


I love the smell of "Zot" in the morning.....



cd

[trisham]

No i dont like cheese....

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Too bad-you flunked the final test!

A love of cheese is a requirement, silly.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I couldn't last that long at the DU. I would be banned immediately because I would let them know how wrong they really are. (And I wouldn't be very nice about it!)

[RebelTex]

Sneaky varmint, you are.

[dfwright]

"Hold please."

"Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly!!"

[indcons]

What is a "Comlumn?" Never heard of that before.

[UseYourHead]

Maybe this is his problem:

[darkwing104]

How stupid can you get? Even the kitty is mocking you!

[SlowBoat407]

Is Murph22 a fifth comlumnist?

[Darkwolf377]

"I had that typed in on my previous post, and decided to change it... "

GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIIIND!

Bonus point if you can name the source

[JCRoberts]

SHARON!!!!! THIS @#%!'n ZOT TASTES TERRIBLE!!

[chesley]

Well, I only lasted about 200-300, mostly Lounge posts, the first time I was there. I learned to avoid certain forums. Anyway, I think I'm about to be outed. Even Du'ers can eventually figure out that if one never takes a liberal position on anything, one cannot actually be a liberal.

[TheBigB]

Wear the Lt. Tawny Madison outfit for us. :^)

[SlowBoat407]

((((((melt))))))

[ElkGroveDan]

Maybe you should let go of One-eyed Riley and learn the rules here at FR.

[Sam's Army]

Wexford makes a fairly pathetic attempt at ale anyway. He deserves banning just for bringing that swill up as a possible topic.

[indcons]

LOL :)....that comment was hilarious.

[clamper1797]

I'm a life long republican ... but ...

[clamper1797]

That pic is WAY COOL

[international american]

life long con maybe.....