in a grilled cheese sandwhich?
Posted on 11/29/2004 7:09:13 PM PST by BenLurkin
BILL Clinton ordered a bizarre spy unit to contact the Loch Ness monster by telepathy.
The then-US president gave the go-ahead for his Psychic Spying Unit to find Nessie as part of a £15million operation.
One of the leading lights in the hush-hush mission later claimed to have found a 'faint trace' of the elusive monster using his psychic powers.
But in his report to the White House he admitted that the monster he 'saw' was only the ghost of a dinosaur.
Operation Nessie was launched to establish whether psychic contact could be made with alien life forms.
The spies' activities were kept secret from regular army top brass with reports going directly to Washington.
The exercise has been revealed by author Jon Ronson in his new book The Men Who Stare at Goats about the US military's weirdest tactics and operations. Ronson was given access to previously classified materials for the book. He said: 'It was an extremely serious operation, however crackpot it may sound.
'The Americans were convinced the Russians were ahead of them in the field of psychic study and had platoons of psychically-trained soldiers ready to launch a stealth attack on the US.'
The US Army worked on the project from a base at Fort Meade, Maryland. It was led by General Albert Stubblebine, Chief of Intelligence for the US Army, and Major Ed Dames. The unit had begun investigating UFOs and the possibility alien races - particularly Martians - were living among humans.
The major believed that Martians had been resettled on Earth thousands of years ago by leaders of the Galactic Federation - an ancient race who had been visiting the planet since the age of the dinosaurs.
Ronson said: 'Dames told me he had targeted the Loch Ness Monster for psychic contact. He spent a long time trying to reach the monster from his clapperboard hut in Maryland but he could only find a faint trace of her. Based on his work he decided she must be the ghost of a dinosaur. His report went right up to President Clinton.'
Stubblebine was relieved of his position after he started to believe he could levitate and pass through walls.
He frequently sported black eyes and bruises because of his habit of running at walls full tilt - with no success.
Ronson will give readings from the book in Glasgow on December 7.
I thought Clinton was trying to establish contact with Bigfoot. I'm soooooooooo confused.
Look out Nessie, they're bringing in the varsity ba-by!
They couldn't print it if it wasn't true!
;^)
It is about time that somebody talked about this. My fillings have been going on about this for months.
I wish I could write like that.
in a grilled cheese sandwhich?
YES! But I didn't realize it was a guy.
Our tax dollars at work.
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that sea monster out. That's a good-looking sea monster."
"Stubblebine was relieved of his position after he started to believe he could levitate and pass through walls.
He frequently sported black eyes and bruises because of his habit of running at walls full tilt - with no success."
Makes me wonder about his pyschic accuracy.....
Let me guess, he hired an agent that went by the name Monica and she found his slick willie.
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My head is reeling. I will have to revise all my theories about Halliburton, Dick Cheney, the Masons, the Illuminati and the Bilderbergs....
These are truly stuning developments.... Thanks so much for posting.
Bookmarking for further study.
Review from Amazon.com:
In Them, British humorist Jon Ronson relates his misadventures as he engages an assortment of theorists and activists residing on the fringes of the political, religious, and sociological spectrum. His subjects include Omar Bakri Mohammed, the point man for a holy war against Britain (Ronson paints him as a wily buffoon); a hypocritical but engaging Ku Klux Klan leader; participants in the Ruby Ridge and Waco, Texas, battles; the Irish Protestant firebrand Ian Paisley; and David Ickes, who believes that the semi-human descendants of evil extraterrestrial 12-foot-tall lizards walk among us. Despite these characters' disparities, they are bound by a belief in the Bilderberg Group, the "secret rulers of the world." In a final chapter, Ronson manages, with surprising ease, to penetrate these rulers' very lair. He writes with wry, faux-naive wit and eschews didacticism, instead letting his subjects' words and actions speak for themselves.
Perfect.
I believe it . . . 
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