Posted on 08/28/2004 7:49:16 PM PDT by NavVet
Top Ten Reasons to Pledge Allegiance to John Kerry * * *
10. He will stop the current economic boom created by George W Bush.
9. He will replace the “two Americas” with one homogeneous welfare state.
8. He will redistribute rich republican widows, as well as all their currency, in a way that will benefit the poorest Americans.
7. He will give every American a free health-care kit containing an aspirin, a band aid, and a free medicine ration with your choice of any eight pills.
6. He will reform education by cutting the pork infested middle man and giving the much-needed money directly to students. In turn the students may decide to either give money back to their local public school, submit their currency to the Party, or purchase high quality cocaine, thus improving the economy and creating jobs.
5. He will shut down the Guantanamo Bay, a black spot within the heart of the South American brotherhood, and issue green cards to the prisoners, as a gesture of goodwill for enduring the heartache of mistreatment by the imperialist army.
4. He will end our dependence on Middle East oil by decreeing that all American cars be run on ethanol-based fuels derived from the fruit of the tomato tree.
3. He will eliminate pollution by harnessing the exhaust of the tomato-fuel refineries, and turning it into useful and profitable ketchup.
2. He will reinstate the cut taxes to subdue the menace to society known as “the successful businessman."
1. America will collapse in less than three years as a result and we will finally take over this country, bringing the Communist Revolution to the American shores. In due time, Potyomkin will be docking at port Boston!
(Excerpt) Read more at communistsforkerry.com ...
ha! very funny
Great Site! I can't believe how good their Lenin looks.
Great website...thanks for posting this.
Ooh, I like that graphic. Very funny, and frighteningly accurate.
Now do one with Kerry's new top supporter, Hugo Chavez. Their slogan can be "With their last free election, Venuzuelans doomed themselves to my tyranny for as long as I live-- now you can do the same, America !!"
Bump!
I've been laughing for 10 minutes reading that stuff. That is great. How can I sign up to become an enemy of the people.
bttt
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Who's the guy just to Kerry's left?
We saw these guys in the march. They were wonderful. They went right past the marshals and cops with their ruse. Castro, Lenin. We were LOAO.
Grr! Sorry about that double post... don't know what happened.
You must be mistaken. There is no one left of Kerry.
LOL. I rephrase the question your honor. Who is the dude between Kerry and Saddam?
That's Assad, of Syria.
That's Assad, of Syria.
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