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Armstrong May lose his 6th Tour de France Title

Posted on 08/03/2004 8:46:43 PM PDT by FredWolfe

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste (2) Deodorant (3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: armstrong; deodorant; france; lance; soap; toothpaste

1 posted on 08/03/2004 8:46:46 PM PDT by FredWolfe
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To: FredWolfe; MoJo2001

LOL!!!

MoJo: A sports enthusiast such as yourself will want to read this!


2 posted on 08/03/2004 8:52:13 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: FredWolfe

Did you know this fellow had cancer? It was testicle cancer. So you might want to retract a little.


3 posted on 08/03/2004 8:53:07 PM PDT by Nateman
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To: Nateman
Did you know this fellow had cancer? It was testicle cancer. So you might want to retract a little.

True, but he only lost one so he still has more balls than most frenchies can imagine.

4 posted on 08/03/2004 9:02:40 PM PDT by VRWCmember (I actually ignored this thread before I posted to it. jfk, 08/2004)
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To: VRWCmember

Notice I said "a testicle" not "testiclS"


5 posted on 08/03/2004 9:10:35 PM PDT by FredWolfe
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To: FredWolfe

You've got a point. Even with half a pair he still beats the Frenchies on the their own turf, SIX TIMES!


6 posted on 08/03/2004 9:22:38 PM PDT by Nateman (Is "surrender" originally a French word?)
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