Posted on 03/03/2024 10:31:08 AM PST by John Semmens
Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that "unlike his predecessor, President Biden doesn't need a doctor to administer a cognitive test to prove his fitness to serve because he proves it everyday he is on the job. He goes where he needs to go. He does what he needs to do. He says what he needs to say. What more can anyone want of him?"
"Look, we already had a head-to-head contest with Trump in 2020 and Biden decisively beat him," she reminded. "At this point, it is Trump who needs to prove he's fit. From what we've seen so far he is failing badly. He came out on the losing side in two separate trials and is now $500 million poorer. While he was president his net worth actually went down. In contrast, like every president other than Trump, President Biden has increased his net worth while in office. A lot of it has been due to the business acumen and generosity of his son Hunter, but that is a testimony to Joe's success as a father."
Former Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean discounted the importance of so-called cognitive tests, saying they can be faked. What I'd like to see is a live push-up contest between Trump and Biden. Biden would beat the daylights out of him. You know, in some cultures leaders are chosen by feats of strength like foot-races or personal combat. I think there's a lot to be said for this kind of approach. It's a more direct proof of fitness than relying on the votes of people who have a limited understanding of what's skills are needed to lead a nation. If we had such a system in 2004 I never would've lost the nomination to that snob John Kerry."
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President Biden doesn’t need a doctor to administer a cognitive tes
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We need Pfizer et.al., to invent a new cognitive test, that concentrates on the bottom 1% of cognitive ability.
Then, apply that to Biden. And then he may score, somewhere between 0% and 1%.
And he will get 0.95%, and the press will say He is NINETY FIVE percent cognitive!
Because Traitorjoe has nothing cognitive to test!!
😂😂😂😂 The evidence is clear.....
Joe Biden ranted and raged.....said it was ‘racist’ for Trump
to suggest migrant crime is rising after Laken Riley’s murder.
Biden slammed Trump for ‘poisoning the blood of the country’ with this type of rhetoric.
(Sniffle) It was only yesterday that Joe Biden was a “demented forgetful oldster” who was so
kind and gentle, he could not possibly be held accountable for mishandling classified documents. (sob)
Today, 2024 candidate Biden needs votes so he morphed into
a tough-talking “trusted beacon of Democrat leadership.”
Temporarily.
I think people should take the cognitive exam and get a sticker to put on their vehicle that says “I passed. Your turn Joe” instead of “I voted”.
All crooked. I bet the corrupt media ABC, NBC, CBS etc. will not report
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
REVEALED: The White House doctor the public is trusting to give an honest and complete evaluation of Biden’s mental and physical fitness — Dr. Kevin O’Connor — was an original adviser to brother Jimmy Biden and his Americore hospital scam
https://twitter.com/paulsperry_/status/1764114897359479058
queen ann
@kimamfb
Ah nice, the group that stole from, and bankrupted, hospitals
Because someone else does the thinking for Biden. Why should he take a test or have his head examined?
The powers to be have Biden where they want him.
No, he doesn't because it's obvious to everyone on a daily basis that he's out of it.
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