Posted on 11/16/2023 10:11:26 AM PST by John Semmens
Over 100 Democrats are urging President Biden to allow every Palestinian in Gaza to come to the United States. Senate Judiciary Chair Dick Durbin (D-Ill) pointed out that "Scotland has offered to take in a million refugees from Gaza. If we were to do the same there would be no more innocent civilians in the war zone. Hamas would lose almost all of their human shields. We would gain hundreds of thousands of new Democrat voters. It would be a win-win solution to the conflict."
Unsurprisingly, Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau also offered "to take in as many Gazans as we can get. We are a sparsely populated nation. Our birthrates are declining. Euthanasia now claims the lives of 4% of Canadians each year. By admitting a million lusty Muslims from the overcrowded Gaza strip we can reverse our population decline. There are only two million people currently living in Gaza. So, between the United States and Canada we can essentially empty Gaza of humans and restore the land to its natural condition."
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Heard in every office of every Democrat Senator and House Member:
“Man, that would be a ton of new Democrat voters!”
If those bastards on Da Hill bring that muzzie war here, Americans need to rise up and impeach every one of those bastards before we throw their goatsmellin’ asses in prison and throw away the keys.
I see the Canucks would prefer having a million thieving Palestinians rather than stop the “declining birthrates” by getting rid of their abortion “rights” to kill babies. Friggin’ liberals. Dumber than buffalo chips and salsa.
President Nikki would go right along.
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