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Report: Trump Classified Documents Include Secret Recipe For McRib
Babylon Bee ^
| 06/09/2023
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/09/2023 12:30:35 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:30:35 PM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:31:56 PM PDT
by
Chgogal
(Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell.)
To: DFG
I was hoping for the Secret Herbs and Spices in KFC.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:33:31 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
To: Republican Wildcat
Live Free or Die Laughing!
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:36:20 PM PDT
by
Theophilus
(flush the alphabet soup!)
To: DFG
It outrageous they would do this while Biden has them in his garage, Obama in an abandoned furniture store, and remember when Hillarys housekeeper had them?
Where the hell are the conservative prosecutors in this country? All we get is talk and walk. The Repubs talk and the Democraps walk.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:37:14 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: DFG
It’s not even funny anymore. I’m not sure why people are enjoying this, no matter how much the satire hits home. The country is falling apart, and the best that conservative citizens can do is laugh at the suffering of fellow citizens.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:37:49 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: DFG
There’s actually a magazine about secret recipes. The color picture on the cover I saw shows the Red Lobster cheesy biscuits.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:37:56 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: DFG
Not only that, he’s got the original recipe for Dr. Pepper.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:38:26 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Clay Moore
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:39:07 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
To: DFG
At publishing time, Trump said, if re-elected, he will sign an executive order to make the McRib available all year long.
In other news, First Doctor Jill has said,”Why don’t they
make a McCricket it’s healthy and has electrolytes!”.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:40:06 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: DFG
It would have been serious if Trump had the recipe to the Big Mac secret sauce. /s
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:46:15 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
(Delay Trump’s trial, delay. Elect Trump President. Trump pardons himself.)
To: DFG
The composition of Diet Coke, too.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:47:03 PM PDT
by
blackdog
((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
To: DFG
pretty good. needed a chuckle.
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posted on
06/09/2023 12:48:06 PM PDT
by
dadfly
To: Theophilus
To: CatOwner
Become a dog owner and maybe you’ll begin to understand.
To: DFG
Was the Ancient Chinese Secret in there, too?
To: CatOwner
The country is falling apart, and the best that conservative citizens can do is laugh at the suffering of fellow citizens.
The satire that makes people laugh has ALWAYS been used in dire times, from underground plays put on in Nazi Germany, to Dickens, to Jonathan Swift, to Aristophanes. It is part survival, part emotional reinforcement, part being a weapon of the weak against the strong. The bad guys hate it, that is for sure. That is why the pre-Musk Twitter shut down the Babylon Bee.
By the way . . . Yay, cats!
(cat and dog owner, partial to the cat)
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posted on
06/09/2023 1:00:56 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: DFG
Wait, wait, wait, I thought it was the secret sauce recipe for the “Big Mac”, not the secret recipe for the “McRib sandwich”.
McBurgler will be upset.
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posted on
06/09/2023 1:09:12 PM PDT
by
egfowler3
(Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
To: DFG
I thought it was the 7 herbs and spices the Colonel had.
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